Proverbs of Yliakum

[Garris Shrike]

Blind loyalty inspires legends, a smart retreat is rewarded with scorn

[LigH]

Printh is where a Purrty lives.

[Phinehas]

*Phinehas notices the list as he goes to enter the tavern. He pauses in thought and decides to scribble a few words of wisdom of his own.*

"Disturb a wizard's research, and you become the experiment."

"If you toy with magic, it will reciprocate."

"Never show a wizard your dislike, he might express mutual feelings."

"Wizardry is not the study of magic. It is the study of all things, as they apply to magic."

"Judge a warrior by his muscle, and a thief by his agility. Don't even try to judge a wizard."

"How much knowledge does it take to be a powerful wizard? Enough."

[Quitarias]

"It does not matter if you are good what matters if anyone is better"-Some warriors's moto.

"You can run fast but eventualy you'll trip"A popular thieves saying.

"If you have a knife, no trias and a hate for society then you are imidiately given two choices: beg or steal"-Most take the second choice.

"Some are smart ,some are lucky most are smart enough to steal with friends thus making themselfs lucky"-Another saying popular among thieves.

[Andoryn Thaakor]

"Tria don't make you happy, be happy they make tria!"

Mage's proverb: "Never enchant a weapon to make it invincible. They might hold it against you."

[steuben]

even the best secks starts with grinding the flour

[LigH]

What is "secks"?!

[Phinehas]

Yeah, I wasn't sure if he was talking about "sex" which doesn't seem to make any sense, or "sacks" which... doesn't seem to make any sense...

[Freddo]

Here are some I like:
"If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere."
"He who never walks except in other men's tracks, will make no discoveries."
"You have the right to remain stupid. Everything you say can and will be ignored."
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
"Perception is real, even when it is not reality."
"You can't clear the swamp when you're up to your ass in aligators."
"Never give a sword to a man who can't dance."

Keep them coming, and may fortunes smile bring tears to your eyes.

[steuben]

secks. it is a pastry.

[Phinehas]

Here are some I like:
"If you can find a path with no obstacles, it probably doesn't lead anywhere."
"He who never walks except in other men's tracks, will make no discoveries."
"You have the right to remain stupid. Everything you say can and will be ignored."
"Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same."
"Perception is real, even when it is not reality."
"You can't clear the swamp when you're up to your ass in aligators."
"Never give a sword to a man who can't dance."

Keep them coming, and may fortunes smile bring tears to your eyes.

These are obviously not Yliakum-oriented. In fact, then next-to-last one doesn't even work, seeing as Yliakum has no alligators.

[Xillix Queen of Fools]

If ye seek metal follow the dwarves, If it is gems ye seek follow the Kran -dwarven mining wisdom.

[eldoth_terevan]

The crystal waxes, the crystal wanes. So shall the world turn right again...

[Quitarias]

You can take Hydlaa out of stupidity but you cant take stupidity out of Hydlaa - Heard this one in game a while back

[Maulus Octir]

*Maulus thinks for a moment, then smiles to himself*

"Daggers are for cutting, cutting is for strings, strings are for purses, and purses...are for Thieves."