Author Topic: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.  (Read 5055 times)

Karyuu

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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #45 on: February 11, 2007, 03:55:17 am »
Offense or no offense, the very reason I was worried about posting that link is all of the comparisons that followed. Have a chuckle and share things like that privately if you want, but I'd rather not have us accidentally cross a line. So I'm officially asking you guys to not draw such similarities.
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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #46 on: February 11, 2007, 03:56:35 am »
How do these things get so many pages so fast?

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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #47 on: February 11, 2007, 03:57:30 am »
Offense or no offense, the very reason I was worried about posting that link is all of the comparisons that followed. Have a chuckle and share things like that privately if you want, but I'd rather not have us accidentally cross a line. So I'm officially asking you guys to not draw such similarities.
* Parallo snaps to attention and salutes Karyuu.

"Yes Miss!"

Sycophant enough?
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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #48 on: February 11, 2007, 04:28:41 am »
Quote from: Karyuu
Offense or no offense, the very reason I was worried about posting that link is all of the comparisons that followed. Have a chuckle and share things like that privately if you want, but I'd rather not have us accidentally cross a line. So I'm officially asking you guys to not draw such similarities.

Everything is so simple about such comparisons...

If you don't want to be seen as fitting on an existing stereotype you are bothered with, prove you won't fit on it by doing the opposite of what such stereotypes would be supposed to do usually.

Or the easier way: simply by the others don't spreading such stereotypes.

Anyway I don't see much point on more comparisons, this thread ran out dry mostly.

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* Parallo snaps to attention and salutes Karyuu.

"Yes Miss!"

Sycophant enough?

Sarcasm is common in many of these stereotypes therefore it's impossible to make a pre-emptive misjudgement based on this one.

*Addition

Some people really are commonly hurling PS-related grenades on certain threads that will serve as a pretext for them being locked.
« Last Edit: February 11, 2007, 04:51:39 am by lordraleigh »

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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #49 on: February 11, 2007, 05:15:22 am »
Since the humor seems to be dying here is another kind of troll


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Get it? Harr de harrr harrrr! (two types in one post!)


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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #50 on: February 11, 2007, 05:16:43 am »
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Sycophant and other suckups will also attach themselves to a strong Admin to form a defensive perimeter around him

http://hydlaa.com/smf/index.php?topic=27560.0

No offense intended.


The whining pisses me off too.  It has nothing to do with sucking up to admins, and it has everything to do with being annoyed by the immaturity of certain posters.
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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #51 on: February 11, 2007, 05:18:52 am »
One of which made a second forum account to promote his own posts...*ahem* ^

:P
« Last Edit: February 11, 2007, 05:32:08 am by Suno_Regin »

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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #52 on: February 11, 2007, 05:30:58 am »
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Sycophant and other suckups will also attach themselves to a strong Admin to form a defensive perimeter around him

http://hydlaa.com/smf/index.php?topic=27560.0

No offense intended.


The whining pisses me off too.  It has nothing to do with sucking up to admins, and it has everything to do with being annoyed by the immaturity of certain posters.

I know some people lobbed multiple grenades on that discussion that blew everything up. And there is even a new version of Godwins law perhaps:

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omg why do you guys have to be communist???

Like if communism was the same thing than authoritarianism, and anyway this one missed far.

Time for russian reversals!

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In Soviet Union, the Threads lock You!

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In Soviet Union, the trolls are flamed by You!

Anyway this whole discussion is strayed us away from the TRUTH! None of the mentioned things really are examples of trolling. Here is a true image of a Troll. Don't let the CIA delude you!



And another more classical drawing of a troll:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a5/Trollet_som_grunner_p%C3%A5_hvor_gammelt_det_er.jpg




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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #53 on: February 11, 2007, 05:33:13 am »
That's racist, you're saying all of the short, ugly, drunken dwarves are trolls. How could you flame those midgets like that? :P

(referring to last pic)

Karyuu

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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #54 on: February 11, 2007, 05:34:28 am »
In Soviet Union, the Threads lock You!

Oh man! I really need to use that. Badly. Someone, quick. Make a thread that needs locking.
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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #55 on: February 11, 2007, 05:36:11 am »
You do realize what you just said right?


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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #56 on: February 11, 2007, 01:39:19 pm »
In Soviet Union, the Threads lock You!

Oh man! I really need to use that. Badly. Someone, quick. Make a thread that needs locking.

You called?

I think I can put you in for my 7:30. You want anti-semitism, foul language, sexual innuendo or two white cops beating up a black guy? ;D (It's possible that it's because I'm an evil SOB, but that last one always makes me giggle...)





Time for russian reversals!

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In Soviet Union, the Threads lock You!

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In Soviet Union, the trolls are flamed by You!


Why's everyone always ripping on the Soviet Union? They're way cooler than you capitalist dogs :P

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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #57 on: February 11, 2007, 04:14:29 pm »
I guess I'm an archivist because I have an urge to mention that I've seen a link to that site on this forums before.
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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #58 on: February 13, 2007, 04:41:36 am »
This method guarantees that you will screw a whole discussion(And also guarantees you a  :ban:  :P):

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/index.php/Fifty_Hitler_Post

Look as an example at this artistical detonation and degradation of a forum:

http://encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8f/50hitler.jpg

And for testing purposes, as I presume the impact here will be tremendous as of a A-bomb, and the consequences are unpredictable as I put the image of 50 Hitlers, hoping the admins and mods will have mercy:

50 
« Last Edit: February 13, 2007, 04:43:07 am by lordraleigh »

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Re: Want to learn how to be a Troll? Then read this.
« Reply #59 on: February 13, 2007, 07:06:25 am »
I recognize but one definition of troll. They happen to be the enterprising fellows who gain all capital via goats and a small bridge. Wholesome fellows, family men. I have great respect for their work.