You're just upset because you broke your platinum champagne glass. Punk.
Isn't platinum kinda poisonous?
And R. Kelly is most definitely
not the shiz. He's shiz, but he's not
the shiz. There's a very distinct difference, involving child rape allegations

And jose... I don't know which prospect's weirder... that you made that picture specifically because of one of Kay's delusional fantasies, or that you might've had that picture floating around for your own
personal reasons...