Happy V-Day or not ??

[Mindari]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

no one gave ME a card  excuse me while i slit my wrists

[Xordan]

The best bit is giving stuffs Getting stuffs is good too!

It only sucks if you give or get nothing

[emeraldfool]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

no one gave ME a card  excuse me while i slit my wrists

LOL!

"Did you [know] that the toaster was accidentally invented by a piece of bread that attempted to commit suicide?"

[dying_inside]

Oh my God that link is awesome.  I'm reading rh "nobody cares" thing and its  the funniest  jun ever!

[emeraldfool]

"The only people who love me, The only ones who understand or care
All live in my iPod..."


  They have to archive this entire page...


Edit: OMG I nearly pissed myself when I read this


Editara: Remind me never to say OMG again.

Editaga: Ever.

[Kiirani]

http://uncyclopedia.org/wiki/Main_Page

no one gave ME a card  excuse me while i slit my wrists

<3

Did you care ...

(...)
    * ...that Oceania is at war with Eurasia (it has always been at war with Eurasia)?
          o ...that the above message is two minutes out of date? Oceania is at war with Eastasia, fool!
(...)

[Nimfis Altmer]

Valentines day is pretty much made up by the halmark companies. I think its o.k though :/

[John80sk]

I hate it, it means I have to buy stuff

[Xordan]

If you hate buying stuff for your girlfriend so much, maybe you haven't found a good match

[Peacer]

happy valentines day for everyone out there who wish to accept my congratulation.

I had fun beeing with my girlfriend half of the day... wanted to be with her rest of the day too, oh well

[Croconil]

Valentines sucks 

Social worker Mary Flute (35) found Pete's habit to be a conundrum as well. "I don't know what it is. They must be pumping him full of estrogen or something. It's irritating, that's what. And ever since Brokeback Mountain hit we can't use the 'cowboys don't cry' expression anymore. I have far too much on my 'to do list' to go around comforting pansy boys."

Ahh that link is awesome

[Karyuu]

Valentines day is pretty much made up by the halmark companies. I think its o.k though :/

I hate this misconception Go read up on the history of this day. It's quite old.

[lordraleigh]

Valentines day is pretty much made up by the halmark companies. I think its o.k though :/

Capitalism got Valentines as well a long time ago. Here a gift is more important than feelings towards someone, because nobody can produce feelings and profit from them(Still some people can profit on feelings of the others of course. But never sell them as a branded consumer product).

Another one$

Happy CashEaster! (And don't forget to increase the profits of chocolate industries)
Also a general article about the way holidays became holiday$:

http://www.radicalleft.net/blog/_archives/2006/4/21/1891242.html

Merry Capitalistmas! HO$HO$HO$ :

http://www.martinfrost.ws/htmlfiles/dec2006/christmas_consumerism.html

[neko kyouran]

Valentines day is pretty much made up by the halmark companies. I think its o.k though :/

No, that's Sweetest Day.

[Radiant Memphis]

Personally, I don't care much about the day itself given its history. Besides, if I think someone is special enough to me, (as most people set aside this day for such) I treat them with all the love and care they deserve everyday. Not just on a couple days out of the year that are commonly known for it. Sure it's nice to celebrate and such but, treating every day that great makes life much more enjoyable.