Author Topic: Google is God, spread the good word.  (Read 4019 times)

lordraleigh

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Re: Google is God, spread the good word.
« Reply #30 on: February 17, 2007, 09:46:22 pm »
As a promoter of scientifical rationality against the mysticism and fanaticism that leads people to invent more and more senseless sects and cults like the Heaven's Gate that lead people to commit acts of insanity and to end their own lifes, and as a tireless advocate of agnosticism over leaps of faith, I therefore present my set of evidences against this new and flawed cult:

1 ) Google cares little about your faith, but cares much about profits.

2 ) Google is immortal as long as a huge economical crisis doesn't happen leading Google Corporation to bankruptcy, otherwise it will die along the corporation

3) If Google is a god, the Peoples Republic of China they support is a democracy or they would be sent to hell for killing countless of political prisoners, protesters, workers on strike, etc.

4 ) Google is finite, once the server is filled it will need to expand on another server, but eventually it will occupy so many rooms that will reach its limit.

5 ) Google stores large amounts of information, not all, but a wide system failure may eliminate it promptly.

6 ) Google can't do any evil, ask the insurgents caught by PRC's political police with the aid of Google about it.

7 ) Google exists, but does not improve or act by itself, instead requires human action that is processed leading it to its deeds, therefore Google isn't a manifestation of intelligence.

8 ) Google won't answer your existencial doubts about afterlife, universe, etc. Only will bring you even more doubts as it will lead you to hundreds of sites defending hundreds of different philosophical, metaphysical and religious points of view. Thus Google isn't the path to truth.

Several of those certainly make it sound even more like a religion ;)

One of them strike me as pretty familiar :P

1) We care little about your faith, but about our profits

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Re: Google is God, spread the good word.
« Reply #31 on: February 17, 2007, 10:22:27 pm »
"Men, stronger than women!? Pah, nothin' a swift kick to the balls won't remedy..."

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« Reply #32 on: February 17, 2007, 11:38:49 pm »
I don't think I exist.  I think I may be a figment of my own imagination.

It isn't possible to be a figment of your own imagination. That's a paradox. If you were a figment of your own imagination then you wouldn't have an imagination.

Stop trying to make the universe implode Nek...

I'd like you to meet my friend, Mr. Schrödinger.  He's got a wonderful little cat.

Edit:  I exist, but yet I don't exist, all at the same time.  Maybe.  Sometimes.   :devil:
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« Reply #33 on: February 18, 2007, 01:08:01 am »
Jees I keep telling you folks .... Grey Blobs is where it's at, if we all believe Google doesn't exist it certainly will cease to exist.

lordraleigh

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« Reply #34 on: February 18, 2007, 02:30:24 am »
FACT: Google doesn't exist! It's a conspiracy created to delude us!!!!I It's a disguise for a powerful surveillance system called ECHELON!!!! The CIA and the NSA Controls GOOGLE!!!

annoying scrolling text removed.  --neko.


*Added Note: It didn't annoy me when I put it on preview. I guess it annoys others then  ???
« Last Edit: February 18, 2007, 04:54:36 am by lordraleigh »

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Re: Google is God, spread the good word.
« Reply #35 on: February 19, 2007, 12:09:40 am »
CIA? THE CIA ARE RETARDS ENLESS THEY ARE READIN THEN THERE GREAT p.s don't hurt me p.s i live in a big white building in america OTHER WISE THERE ARE RETAREDS AND WE ALL KNOW ITS BEEN CONTROLED BY MI5!

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« Reply #36 on: February 19, 2007, 12:27:23 am »
*A M.I.B. laughs somewhere due to what a surveillance system wrongly pointed him as a potential sign of terrorism

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« Reply #37 on: February 21, 2007, 01:21:26 am »
Are you hopeless in your life?

Start your own Religion!

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Re: Google is God, spread the good word.
« Reply #38 on: February 22, 2007, 08:06:20 pm »
Are you hopeless in your life?

Start your own Religion!

Ohahahahaa oh god i love it i mite start one