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LARAGORN

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The end of PS?
« on: April 01, 2007, 02:49:22 pm »
This could mean The end of PS

In a freak accident Talad was struck by lightning early this morning. An electrical storm was building in the area near his home for the last two days. This is an unusual weather pattern that only occurs every ten to twenty years.

Talad was on his way home and being unaware of the dangers around him; his car was struck by lightning several times before he arrived at his residence. As he left the protection of his car, ‘it was almost instant’ a neighbor reported. ‘I couldn’t believe it, there were arcs of electricity all over his car as he drove into his driveway’ the neighbor continued, ‘I have never seen a car glow like that before’

Talad is unresponsive at the local hospital; a team of specialists are on route to asses his condition.

The mistress of Talad gave a brief statement, “It’s always like him to do this kind of thing. We had a whole day planned. If it isn’t his wife or that stupid game he keeps blabbering about, he finds something to keep us apart. I have finally had it! I planned this special day to tell him that I have won the lottery and now I can afford anything. We had been waiting for something like this for years and it happened. Winning this is the best thing ever, I called my doctor right away and my final gender surgery is in three days, and I will finally be all woman. His loss now. I am going to be a single beautiful woman in just days, I am so exited. If you know of any good lookin guys wanting a good time, let me know, my email is chick&d*ck@hornymail.org”

We will keep you posted throughout the day on Talads condition.
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Re: The end of PS?
« Reply #1 on: April 01, 2007, 03:52:08 pm »
awww, and what a dreadfully ironic day for that to have happened :P

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Re: The end of PS?
« Reply #2 on: April 01, 2007, 04:22:07 pm »
It's what happens when you play God. :P *sniff*



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« Reply #3 on: April 01, 2007, 04:45:54 pm »
In other related news, former forum member Datruth, was unanimously selected as being Talad's successor.  Arch rival, but deep down secret admirer, Karyuu, had this to say when asked about the turn of the events:  "Ah heck, I don't mind one bit.  I'm going to work for Blizzard now.  We'll get this Universe of Starcraft MMORPG into beta testing yet."

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« Reply #4 on: April 01, 2007, 06:07:19 pm »
In other related news, former forum member Datruth, was unanimously selected as being Talad's successor.  Arch rival, but deep down secret admirer, Karyuu, had this to say when asked about the turn of the events:  "Ah heck, I don't mind one bit.  I'm going to work for Blizzard now.  We'll get this Universe of Starcraft MMORPG into beta testing yet."

Awwww, you're nasty Neko. I can bet you a million pounds that Datruth wont see the funny side of this lol.

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« Reply #5 on: April 01, 2007, 06:20:41 pm »
Hopefully that DT is coming back, with any new job, is a joke ;D



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« Reply #6 on: April 01, 2007, 07:18:36 pm »
In other related news, former forum member Datruth, was unanimously selected as being Talad's successor.  Arch rival, but deep down secret admirer, Karyuu, had this to say when asked about the turn of the events:  "Ah heck, I don't mind one bit.  I'm going to work for Blizzard now.  We'll get this Universe of Starcraft MMORPG into beta testing yet."

Awwww, you're nasty Neko. I can bet you a million pounds that Datruth wont see the funny side of this lol.

Take the bet, Neko.

I will get in touch with Datruth, and we can split the money.


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« Reply #7 on: April 01, 2007, 09:52:40 pm »
UPDATE: Warning, mature subject matter.

The storm had done a lot of damage and as the tech crew fixed the telephone lines, and when word got out about Talad the hospital was swamped with visitors. For those who don’t know, Talad is the master mind behind the online game called PlainScape. He is somewhat of a celebrity in the neighborhood, his friend next door created a monument in his honor. We were finally able to talk to Talads wife. She was very shaken by the whole ordeal, but was willing to give us a detailed statement.

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We started out as a very happy family, and life was good to us. Talad even modeled some of the game animations after me, I was so flattered. He did go threw some rough stages, and he hit the bottle pretty hard, but we did work it out. Talad and his friends really started to produce good work with full support from his mother, and that brings us to today.

I couldn’t believe what happened, I mean who gets stuck by lightning these days, its not like it’s the 1980’s or anything, and you know when Edison played with his kite and stuff. I immediately used the emergency phone to get help, I told them to bring a big truck because Talad had really let himself go.

That’s when it happened. I went to his office to find his I.D. for the hospital, and I found the pictures of his mistress. I couldn’t believe that thing would send him those kind of pictures, he was married for god sakes. I couldn’t live with a man after that sort of betrayal, I had no choice but to get his things out of here. Why didn’t he think of the children, why oh why?

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We have received an update on Talads condition. The doctors say that the amount of fat he had saved his life, it acted as an insulator and absorbed all the current the lightning had to offer. As a result, the lightning burnt all of that fat right off him, ‘it’s like weight watchers, without the watching, ha ha ha’ mused the doctor. ‘He is still in a non-responsive state, but I hope he comes to soon cause he’s got a lot of good stuff out on his lawn, I hear. Ha ha ha mwuhahaha’ stated the professional.

As info comes in we will be sharing it with you, we hope to talk with the Devs and other team members of PlainScape.

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Re: The end of PS?
« Reply #8 on: April 01, 2007, 10:06:02 pm »
* Talad was struck down by Laanx!
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Re: The end of PS?
« Reply #9 on: April 01, 2007, 10:28:43 pm »
* Talad was struck down by Laanx!

I'll leave PS soon, but still curiousity comes to me on such matters:

What will be the implications of this IC?

Laanx ruling over Yliakum with iron hands?

The End of the World? (There is a "the end is coming" type of NPC somewhere from last I remember)

My guess...

THE END IS NEAR!

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Re: The end of PS?
« Reply #10 on: April 02, 2007, 03:36:42 am »
End of the world?

I don't see what all the fuss is about.

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Re: The end of PS?
« Reply #11 on: April 02, 2007, 04:41:30 am »
Ouch my eyes. It could at least been female butt.

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Re: The end of PS?
« Reply #12 on: April 05, 2007, 08:18:59 pm »
it wouldent fit on a female butt, sorrry :S