Note: In the following 'you' and 'your' means 'your character in the game'.
Do your eyes glow?
...Do they change color with your mood?
Are you possessed by demons?
...Do they take over your body to make you do bad things?
Do you have multiple personalities?
...Are some of them 'evil'?
...How many?[check one for each personality]
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...More than 6. [Check all boxes, plus this one. Then go see a therapist.]
Can you lift impossible amounts of weight using /me?
Does your armor RP weigh 1 times your own weight?
...Does your armor RP weigh 2 times your own weight?
...Does your armor RP weigh 3 times your own weight?
...Does your armor RP weigh 4 times your own weight?
Do you have a weapon/thing that only you can touch/hold/use?
...Was it given to you by a dying hero/villain/master?
Do shadows surround you at all times?
Are you taller...
...shorter
...thinner
...thicker
...stronger
...weaker
...better looking
...uglier
...other
...other
...other
...other than most of your race? [check all that apply. Use 'other' if you have unnamed traits.]
Do all the NPC guards work for you?
Are you a well known criminal who hangs out in public places?
... In a tavern?
...Walks right past NPC guards?
Do you use death as a shortcut?
Are you mentioned in a prophecy?
...Are you the hero?
...Are you the savior?
Are you the child of a god?
Are you a god?
Are you the descendant of a god? [If you checked any of these 'god' questions, turn your computer off, walk outside, get in your car or take the bus, go to your nearest shoe store, get some comfy running shoes, drive or ride out to a remote area or park and put the shoes on, run for half an hour, stop...look up at the sky and shout "I AM AN IDIOT!". Go home and make a new character. Enjoy PS much more.]
Do you have god-like powers?
Are you surrounded by a force field that does not allow anyone to touch you?
Were you a slave?
Were you in a non-settings-approved war in your backstory?
...Were you the hero/villain/leader?
...Did you kill more than 20 people in a single battle?
...more than 50?
...more than 100? [check all three]
...more than 1000? [Stop now and erase your character. Start over.]
Do you have a power no one else does?
...more than 1?
...more than 2?
...more than 3?
Is your character immune to poisons others of that race are not?
Do you own a home you did not buy?
Do you order beer by the case at taverns, and drink it all in one sitting with no ill effects?
...Are you drunk for only a few minutes.
Are you a follower of Talad who did the quest to become a follower of Laanx, but still follow Talad?
Are you a 'good' guy who took the 'dark' way into the Winch?
Are you the gods' gift to the opposite sex?
Are you a bikinikran?
In RP fights, do you /me other people's reaction? [example: /me watches as a bolt of energy jumps from her staff, reducing her foe to a trembling body on the floor... If so, never do it again, or find another game to play.]
Your guild stands for the following:
Helping new people.
Fighting for money. [aka, mercs]
Fighting for a cause.
Killing people for money. [aka, assassins or bounty hunters]
Overthrowing the government.
You are your own government.
You are a secret organization that controls the government.
You are the survivors of a war.
Your leader was the victim of some bad event, and started a guild as a result.
It is basically a club.
It has nothing to do with an actual job.
Your guild's name is two or more random words tossed together because they sounded cool.
...I had to use a thesaurus.
...It is Latin.
...It is badly used Latin.
Your name is Latin.
Your name is purposefully Asian sounding.
You run around with your weapons out most of the time.
You run around with two claymores in your hands.
This list may continue....
