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darhark

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Rules of a munchkin
« on: December 19, 2007, 10:21:16 am »
1. Never roleplay. Always remember - that's just a game and you're not an elf. There is a real world where is much things to do. Playing Lineage 2 24/7/48 is an example.
2. Always discuss what is cooler - WoW or L2
3. Being a noob is a shame
4. If a sentence contains more then 3 words, there always should be an abbreviation. Use it.
5. If a word constists of 6 letters, you MUST make at least 2 misstakes, the more the better, even if it's your native language
6. You're not a munchkin. You're just not a looser. Being a noob is a shame.
7. Always remember UO through you've never seen it
8. Always remember MUDs through you don't know what is it
9. RPG is a game where you gain skills and items by killing something
10. Use brackets while speaking IC!
11. Speaking IC is a shame. Those who speak IC are noobs. Being a noob is a shame.
12. Telling "lol" is an act of iteraction for hardcore gamers
13. Reverse to 12: always tell "lol" to be a hardcore gamer
14. Long sentences of IC speech is a flood. Those who use it must be banned.
15. "Unique character" is a character with green hair
16. Have Fun. Not being a noob is Fun. Being a noob is a shame.
17. You must be a fan of game you playing. You must speak about it's setting and world's history. You must not take care of it when playing.
18. Lag is a catastrophe
19. Killing old npc ladies in game is wrong for they usually have no loot
20. Use capslock. That makes your words a bit more noticeable
21. Those who use long sentences and no abbreviations should be considered NPC
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that's all for now
« Last Edit: December 19, 2007, 10:31:52 am by darhark »
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Re: Rules of a munchkin
« Reply #1 on: December 19, 2007, 10:38:23 am »
Munchkin? You're referring to little people such as dwarves?

* Rongar Elani gasps. "A new flood of dwarf haters! To arms, brothers!"

Apart from that, funny :P

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Re: Rules of a munchkin
« Reply #2 on: December 19, 2007, 11:51:14 am »

5. If a word constists of 6 letters, you MUST make at least 2 misstakes, the more the better, even if it's your native language


No really i can't help it, i just can't spell

notice have i have spelt everything right, and havent made misstakes on purpose just to prove a point.

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Re: Rules of a munchkin
« Reply #3 on: December 19, 2007, 12:46:04 pm »
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No really I can't help it, I just can't spell

notice have I have spelt everything right, and haven't made mistakes on purpose just to prove a point.

You are not a noob! Hooraa! (sorry, had to. :D )

22. always end short burst of text with !!!! and oneone or 1111. Do not do so with long sentences. only noods type more than five words in a row.
23. yes, you should play the son of a god or demon. or both. it makes you stand out from the others.
24. never use CAPS unless using caps lock. noobs have proper use of caps.
25. keep your chats just under the flood protection limit at all times.
26. trolling is the new black

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Re: Rules of a munchkin
« Reply #4 on: December 19, 2007, 02:16:09 pm »
27. Back to rule number 22. A combination of them is also cool. For example "LOL!!!!!11oneoneeleven"
28. Use l33t sp34ch 0nly 1f y0u pr4ct1c3d h4rd 3n0ugh. Making mistakes in here is what noobs do.
29. Shorten words as much as possible,  only noobs get killed while typing. Certain phrases can be shorted to just one word. Example: "Oh hurray dear sir! we finally were able to kill the Dark Demon of Zaldazarazarzarzar and obtain the Emerald of Doom" becomes: "w00t!!!"
30. Don't ask anyone anything. This makes you look like a noob, which is a shame. Apart from "res plz" and "heal plz" and "gimme munny"
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Re: Rules of a munchkin
« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2007, 08:54:12 pm »
31. The true roleplayer is always seeking for someone to group up with, in order to fight stronger mobs, so when you meet someone in the badlands, make sure to ask the mandatory question -> "lvl???"

32. Addition to 31; when you finally found a group, and you are the leader, set XP award to 'share' and go AFK.

33. Use shout or auction to inform the others that you are going AFK.

34. Actually, never talk when you can shout. That way many more people can hear your 'lolz', thus their respect is yours.

35. Smileys are height of fashion, you should use them whenever you can, and even when you actually can't. Example: Player1 -> "Crap, I just got killed :(" Player2 -> "XD"

36. Buy potions, and offer them after party members have died. -> "u need potz??" or alternatively -> "potz???"

37. If you run a shop, don't say what you're offering. Be vague, and have your sign saying something like -> "LoLoLoL" or -> "^_^". This will attract different kinds of customers.

38. Start a guild as soon as you hit level 10 and give it a unique name, such as "BlOoD DeMoNz Of HeLl!!one!oneeleven" or name it after your home country -> "German Killas" or "Italian Stallionz"

39. Don't go to the bathroom when organizing a group, go when the group is ready to leave.

40. Never admit that someone else is better than you. If you do, you will be considered weak and a n00b. In case you are beaten in PvP, say you are having a keyboard issue. Better yet, pretend to be AFK for 5 minutes after you lost, then come back and ask what happened.

41. Noobs are your friends, always have a bunch of them with you in case you find a 10000XP aggro mob and don't want to get hit while fighting it.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2007, 10:39:04 pm by Rongar Elani »

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Re: Rules of a munchkin
« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2007, 10:35:56 pm »
lmao! you guys all make me laugh so hard! I have played a game similar to these rules! it kinda sucked..I prefer my rp SO much more! :P but go on keep the laughs on comming ,sorry I am not creative enough to write one..unless I can eidit the smiles one.. never use *smiles* or /me smiles* when you can use :) instead.

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Re: Rules of a munchkin
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Re: Rules of a munchkin
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2007, 06:28:49 pm »
 ;D So so so so so funny - this is the funniest thing.  Love it.  Great work!!!! LOL!!11 :thumbup: \\o// :oops:

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Re: Rules of a munchkin
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2007, 09:40:11 pm »