Nerdy Metal Band

[Sangwa]

(Hmhmhm, little do they know Roberet is an Imperial... And we'll use the funds to lead our world domination project...)

Okay Duraza, I promise: No hippe stuff.

[Duraza]

(Hmhmhm, little do they know Roberet is an Imperial... And we'll use the funds to lead our world domination project...)

(Little does Sangwa know that I can read thoughs as well as things written in parentheses...)

[Phinehas]

(Hmhmhm, little do they know Roberet is an Imperial... And we'll use the funds to lead our world domination project...)

(Little does Sangwa know that I can read thoughs as well as things written in parentheses...)

(Little do you people know that the Arcane Brotherhood has forseen that this band will not actually ever be a hit, and therefore are more than happy to have as many Imperials wasting their time on it as possible instead of doing more productive things.)

[Socius Rockus]

(Meanwhile Socius has faked his own death by placing a small potted plant on stage and let it be shot by emerald fool, disguised as his grieving widow he collects all the money from the Socius's skull trinkets, with this money he buys an ever nicer suit and winks to Laanx, who spontaneous transforms back into a women and then into a gorgeous enkiduyba. They marry and Talad chokes on a piece of kirriki while seeing this happen. For being such a god husband Socius gets God-powers for his next birthday and rules over Yliakum forever!!!! With a kick-ass Lamborghini he rides the skies and brings smog to everyone who dislikes his voice.) 
 

[Phinehas]

(... and then Chuck Norris showed up, and the dream was over.)

[Duraza]

(Hmhmhm, little do they know Roberet is an Imperial... And we'll use the funds to lead our world domination project...)

(Little does Sangwa know that I can read thoughs as well as things written in parentheses...)

(Little do you people know that the Arcane Brotherhood has forseen that this band will not actually ever be a hit, and therefore are more than happy to have as many Imperials wasting their time on it as possible instead of doing more productive things.)

(Little does Phinehas know that Duraza was thinking ahead and is already in the Arcane Brotherhood. Phinehas also doesn't know that Sangwa really is Duraza in disguise, this whole band being a trick to make Phinehas think the Empire is paying attention to it when really its finding out how the Brotherhood works from the inside out)

((Little does Duraza know that he is really plotting to make the Empire go to war with the Brotherhood by writting things down in parentheses that everyone can see. However none can see the tricky double parentheses as they are tricky  ))

[Phinehas]

(Little does... wait... I'm lost.)

[Duraza]

((The double parentheses worked!  ))

[Ichaas]

Nerdcore metal? SIGN ME UP!

[RoberetGoldsmith]

(Hmhmhm, little do they know Roberet is an Imperial... And we'll use the funds to lead our world domination project...)

(Little does Sangwa know that I can read thoughs as well as things written in parentheses...)

(Little do you people know that the Arcane Brotherhood has forseen that this band will not actually ever be a hit, and therefore are more than happy to have as many Imperials wasting their time on it as possible instead of doing more productive things.)

(Little does Phinehas know that Duraza was thinking ahead and is already in the Arcane Brotherhood. Phinehas also doesn't know that Sangwa really is Duraza in disguise, this whole band being a trick to make Phinehas think the Empire is paying attention to it when really its finding out how the Brotherhood works from the inside out)

((Little does Duraza know that he is really plotting to make the Empire go to war with the Brotherhood by writting things down in parentheses that everyone can see. However none can see the tricky double parentheses as they are tricky  ))

(Little does everyone know, that Roberet has some friends in MTV and thus can make any talentless hack part of the "New music generation" )

Roberet Whistles as he hides the domination plans under the carpet

[Duraza]

((Ha! Even Roberet isn't tricky enough to read the double parentheses. While he thinks he has an evil plan he will really fail agaisnt my superiority  ))

[Sangwa]

(((Little does Duraza know that while in his Sangwa disguise he is actually suffering from schizophrenia, which in his case isn't bad considering his alter ego Sangwa is such a hot genius; not only can he know what is within the double parentheses, he can speak within triple parentheses, make anything above 3 parentheses cause a brain implosion and predict that the Arcane Brotherhood will fail against the Empire because while on Duraza mode he can turn people into Emos, which will utterly result in Phinehas' transformation into Emo-Phinehas. Unlike other Emos, Emo-Phinehas actually knows why he should die and how to do it, so his suicide doesn't fail.)))

[Duraza]

((Cursed triple parentheses! I can't read anything within them!))

(((Little does anyone know that the mastermind behind Duraza really had him create all this parentheses stuff to make everyone else look like a total fool and distract the Empire as well as the Brotherhood from growing. The mastermind behind Duraza can read the dreaded triple parentheses and while everyone is fighting over the band he secretly helps Dakkru to take over the world.)))

[Sangwa]

*invokes square parentheses*

[With these I can go OOC and kill Duraza irl. Hmhmhmhm.]

[bilbous]

{Curly braces are for snarky comments on the pointlessness of the thread. How very existential it is: It exists therefor it sucks and at the very same time it blows. Just depends which side of the fan you are on when the spit hits it.}