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Re: Nerdy Metal Band
« Reply #60 on: January 23, 2008, 10:07:10 pm »
{This thread has a point... It's not a logical, well-thought-out, sophisticated point... or even particularly pointy, but it's a point. Maybe more of a line...}
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Re: Nerdy Metal Band
« Reply #61 on: January 23, 2008, 10:24:32 pm »
{More of a blunted tip, really...}
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Re: Nerdy Metal Band
« Reply #62 on: January 24, 2008, 03:24:15 am »
Very...              very...                   very...                                      very...           very...
                                                                               very...                                                          very...
             very...                                                                                                           very...                                                very...                                                                                                               ...strange.                                                                                But who is going to be the pet monkey?                                                                                                               Don't look at me, you freaks. I don't want to be in the band.                                                                                                        I said stop looking at me.                                                                                                                                                         What is wrong with you? Blink or something.                                                                                                                                 Ok... I have a brightly colored ball of yarn! Look at that!                                                                                                                                  Damn. That did not work out well. You are still looking. How about you go to the next post. I am sure someone has something REALLY cool to say about the band. Honest. They do!                                                                                                                    Ok... I lied. The next post is very boring. But it was worth a shot. I am done talking now.                                                                                                                                  Seriously, I am.                                                                                                                                                                     You have some sort of compulsive text reading disorder, don't you? Get help.                                                 *runs away*
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Re: Nerdy Metal Band
« Reply #63 on: January 24, 2008, 06:41:47 am »
I am the mastermind... I figured out that if I "quote" your text I can just read it. :P
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Re: Nerdy Metal Band
« Reply #64 on: January 24, 2008, 04:31:18 pm »
Quote from: Rinenud on January 23, 2008, 05:59:06 pm
Rinenud examines his "How to succeed at Nerd-metal for Dummies" manual. "Ok let's see":

Step 1) Do have copious amounts of backbiting and jealousy.
"Confirmed!"

Step 2) Every member must have a rampant ego.
"Confirmed!"

Step 3) Rather than record any music, all members must indulge in step 1) through the exercising of step 2).
"Confirmed!"

Step 4) The lead singer must already be planning a solo career before the first single is released.
"Confirmed!"

Step 5) At least one member must be doing copious amounts of drugs.
Rinenud re-reads Socius's last post. "Confirmed!"

"Guys, you're destined for stardom!"




Quote from: Under the moon on January 24, 2008, 03:24:15 am
Very...              very...                   very...                                      very...           very...
                                                                               very...                                                          very...
             very...                                                                                                           very...                                                very...                                                                                                               ...strange.                                                                                But who is going to be the pet monkey?                                                                                                               Don't look at me, you freaks. I don't want to be in the band.                                                                                                        I said stop looking at me.                                                                                                                                                         What is wrong with you? Blink or something.                                                                                                                                 Ok... I have a brightly colored ball of yarn! Look at that!                                                                                                                                  Damn. That did not work out well. You are still looking. How about you go to the next post. I am sure someone has something REALLY cool to say about the band. Honest. They do!                                                                                                                    Ok... I lied. The next post is very boring. But it was worth a shot. I am done talking now.                                                                                                                                  Seriously, I am.                                                                                                                                                                     You have some sort of compulsive text reading disorder, don't you? Get help.                                                 *runs away*
                                           very...                                      very...
                                                                     very...

Wow. This thread Rocks! Just like a Nerdy Metal Band would!

Shnap!

Under The Moon has been hired to help Socius at point 5), so other bands can't call us lame.
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Re: Nerdy Metal Band
« Reply #65 on: January 24, 2008, 11:18:04 pm »
Quote from: Phinehas on January 24, 2008, 06:41:47 am
I am the mastermind... I figured out that if I "quote" your text I can just read it. :P

Pfft I noticed that way before you  ;D

Quote from: Sangwa on January 24, 2008, 04:31:18 pm


Wow. This thread Rocks! Just like a Nerdy Metal Band would!

Shnap!

Under The Moon has been hired to help Socius at point 5), so other bands can't call us lame.

Yeah. You can obviously tell he wanted to be in the band because he said he didn't  :P
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Re: Nerdy Metal Band
« Reply #66 on: January 25, 2008, 06:01:53 pm »
Quote from: Duraza on January 24, 2008, 11:18:04 pm
Quote from: Phinehas on January 24, 2008, 06:41:47 am
I am the mastermind... I figured out that if I "quote" your text I can just read it. :P

Pfft I noticed that way before you  ;D
I mean, you could be patient and just wait till the text floats by ;)
But hey! as Junkie vocalist I just tend to notice such things  :flowers:

Duraza are you sure to have copyrighted our band already? :P
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Re: Nerdy Metal Band
« Reply #67 on: January 26, 2008, 12:08:19 am »
hmmm.....Maybe I should..

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Re: Nerdy Metal Band
« Reply #68 on: March 27, 2008, 05:30:32 am »
to pull them in
make it seem like your in trouble
make a sound
fake it enough
what made you so scared
mabey your mistaken for someone who cares
if you remember remember
ive been tryign to get back to the center
im shure. its not like it was before.

so make them drink
tell them that its only water
no one leavs till we figure this out
what made you so scared
mabey im mistaken for someone who cares
if you remember remember
ive been tryign to get back to the center
im shure. its not like it was before.

thats all i got for now :P
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Re: Nerdy Metal Band
« Reply #69 on: March 27, 2008, 04:15:47 pm »
That's not very nerdy :P
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Re: Nerdy Metal Band
« Reply #70 on: March 27, 2008, 09:44:22 pm »
oh sorry i forgot to put in the chorus.

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Re: Nerdy Metal Band
« Reply #71 on: March 27, 2008, 10:30:02 pm »
Hmm, I was thinking the other way around :P

*piano/keyboard intro, calm vocals:*
You came to me within a dream,
Looked so beautifuuuul to me.
I upgraded everything just to have you here
From RAM, till Processor just to support...
Youuuuuu....

*Guitars with drum kick in, now more mister (or misses) soft vocals now*

But you are!...

Such a rise of pure hypocracy
I'll instigate I'll free your mind
I'll show you what I've known all this time

VISTA HATES US ALL! VISTA HATES US ALL!

I can't even uses the Messenger service,
without CRASHING down every 10 seconds!
When I try to install you F things up!
And when I haven't saved my work
You torture me, by crashing A-GAIN!!!!!

*interlude, vocals go down a notch*

I still remember the good times,
the good times
the good times
XP for the win, though 95 owned.
XP for the win, though 98 was better
XP for the win, BECAUSE VISTA SUCKS ASS!!!

*Solo, vocals back hard*
I'M B.G. AND I'M CURSED
EVERY NEW PRODUCT I RELEASE
IS WORSE THEN THE ONE BEFORE
I WILL NOT CARRY IT ALONE
YOU ALL WILL CARRY IT FOR ME!
BUY BUY BUY!
AND WATCH YOUR PC SLOWLY DIE! DIE! DIE!

*fade out with the "DIE"s*
*in the video clip this screen will apear*

[It's a short song without a real chorus, Inspired by "Linoleum Knife by Mastodon"]
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Re: Nerdy Metal Band
« Reply #72 on: March 27, 2008, 10:42:12 pm »
MAD props for the Slayer- Disciple deal there  :thumbup: you rock!
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