(Sung to the tune of 'Christmas is a coming'.)
Your birthday is a comin and the geese are getting fat... Please to give a piece of cake to that flame-liking cat.
If you haven't got a piece of cake, a flaming trout will do... if you haven't got a flaming trout then may Kieve burn you!
Kieve burn you gentlemen, Kieve burn you... if you haven't got a flaming trout then Kieve Burn you!!!!
Happy upcoming Birthday Kieve!!!!!!