Strongest Topic

[miadon]

Listen. I built this topic up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was spam. Other members said I was daft to write a topic in spam, but I wrote it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the spam. So, I wrote a second one. That sank into the spam. So, I wrote a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the spam, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get: the strongest topic in these forums.

[Earl_Listbard]

Lol wut?

[steuben]

and yes you will merry her. her father has huge tracks of land. and she has huge... tracks of land.


btw update the fan video thread...

[neko kyouran]

I cameth to thine bearing gifts of cool whip and pie.  You bringeth with thee bearing fruits of strawberries.  We combined thine gifts of fruit and pie and severed thine masses.  And upon being served, zee masses did rejoice! 

For the strong never die, when they have fruits with their pie.

[zorbels]

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* zorbels arrives with a cloud of smoke at her heels

Did someone say pie and strawberries? 

[Izzabella]

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* zorbels arrives with a cloud of smoke at her heels

Did someone say pie and strawberries? 

Finally something on this Thread I understand! Pass me some pie and strawberries please!

[One and only tanner]

     But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--
FATHER:
    Rather what?!
HERBERT:
    I'd rather...

    ...just... Spam!!

[Quq Leque]

RUN AWAY!

[miadon]

     But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--
FATHER:
    Rather what?!
HERBERT:
    I'd rather...

    ...just... Spam!!

Stop that, stop that!  You're not going to do spam while I'm here.

[Liadan]

and yes you will merry her. her father has huge tracks of land. and she has huge... tracks of land.


btw update the fan video thread...

i get that! it's a rarity, but i get it!

<3 monty python.

[Anumesa]

Cleric: And Saint Attila raised the spam up on high, saying, "O Lord, bless this thy spam, that with it thou mayest giggle and troll, in thy mercy." And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs and sloths, and carp and anchovies, and orangutans and breakfast cereals, and fruit-bats and large chu...

Brother Maynard: Skip a bit, Brother...

Cleric: And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Spam. Then shalt thou post three, or more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt post, and the number of the posting shall be three. Four may thou post, never post thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right-on. Once the number three, being the third post, be reached, then postest thy Holy Spam of Antioch for thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it.

Brother Maynard: Amen.

[One and only tanner]

TIM: Follow. But! Follow only if ye be men of spam, for the entrance to this cave is guarded by a creature so foul, so cruel that no man yet has spamed with it and lived! Bones of full fifty men lie strewn about its lair. So, brave posters, if you do doubt your courage or your strength, come no further, for death awaits you all with nasty, big, pointy teeth.

[Izzabella]

[Billiy]

Sorry different film but :

HE'S NOT THE SPAMMER, HE'S A VERY NAUGHTY BOY!!!!!!

[One and only tanner]

We're knights of the spam table
We spam whene'er we're able
We do routines and chorus scenes
With spamwork impeccable.
We dine well here in spamlot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot.

We're knights of the spam Table
Our spams are formidable
But many times
We're given rhymes
That are quite unsingable
We're opera mad in spamalot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot.

In war we're tough and spamable.
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests
We sequin vests
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a busy life in spamalot.