Percent Virgin

[Raa]

I'm bored, it's late at night, no one else is up, and I'm a complete insomniac, so... I've decided to make a crappy quizzy thing. One of those _% virgin quizzes. They're pretty fun. I think. Whatever. Just do it, el-oh-el. 

Basically... it's a quiz... So, just answer yes or no to any of the questions, and you'll see how virgin you are at life. Best tactic is tallying with a / or - or whatever, then counting them up when you're finished and subtracting that number from 50 and multiply by two (I'm too lazy to make a hundred questions). Then you get your percent. Easy as cupcakes.


Have you ever...

1. Nearly been expelled from school.
2. Been slapped.
3. Slapped someone.
4. Bitten someone.
5. Drank blood.
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky.
8. Tried to fly.
9. Internally bled.
10. Broken a bone.

11. Been hit by a car.
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.
14. Fainted.
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*)
17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
19. Watched an animal bleed to death.
20. Been poopied on by a bird.

21. Made out with a random person.
22. Felt up a mannequin.
23. Slapped a random person.
24. Bit a random person.
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.
26. Fell in love on first sight.
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
28. Tried to catch a squirrel.
29. And succeeded.
30. Made out with a random animal.

31. Been humped by a dog.
32. And slapped said dog.
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked.
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited.
38. Got botox'ed.
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public.
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.

41. Saved someone's life.
42. Killed someone.
43. Been electrocuted.
44. Been stalked.
45. Got a scar.
46. Got drunk.
47. Been stabbed.
48. Been shot.
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito").
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei.


I got... 28%! Now it's your turn... or else. 

[Suvok]

OK. Someone has an overactive imagination...78%

...made out with a random animal...

EDIT: Hang on, % was inverted

[Candy]

1. Nearly been expelled from school.
x 2. Been slapped.
x 3. Slapped someone.
x 4. Bitten someone.
5. Drank blood.
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky.
x 8. Tried to fly. (What? I was three!)
9. Internally bled.
x 10. Broken a bone.

11. Been hit by a car.
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.
x 14. Fainted. (It happens to me a lot; I'm not good with the sight of gore)
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*)
17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
19. Watched an animal bleed to death.
x 20. Been poopied on by a bird.

21. Made out with a random person.
22. Felt up a mannequin.
23. Slapped a random person.
24. Bit a random person.
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.
x 26. Fell in love on first sight.
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
x 28. Tried to catch a squirrel.
29. And succeeded. (No, but I had a pine cone war with one once )
30. Made out with a random animal. (Eeeew)

x 31. Been humped by a dog.
32. And slapped said dog. (No, I just moved my leg away and he started humping the table instead)
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked.
x 37. Laughed till you cried/vomited.
38. Got botox'ed.
x 39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public.
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.

41. Saved someone's life.
42. Killed someone.
43. Been electrocuted.
x 45. Got a scar. (...and I have NO idea where it came from, either)
46. Got drunk. (Not yet, and I've been legal for nearly a year *dork* Hey, it's not my fault alchohol tastes bad)
47. Been stabbed.
48. Been shot.
x 49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mostquito"). (My iPod's name is George. I thought of my zip-up binder as "Bat Binder" until I drew more stuff on it, and My Macbook has yet to be named.)
x 50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. (*Looks it up* So THAT'S what the Numa Kid Song is really called)

70% Virgin

I guess when I go to college, my experience will have to be pretty freakin' wild, huh?

[One and only tanner]

1. Nearly been expelled from school.  [no]
2. Been slapped. [Yes]
3. Slapped someone. [yes]
4. Bitten someone. [yes]
5. Drank blood. ["drank" no]
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly. [no]
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky. [not yet]
8. Tried to fly. [yes but i still have hope]
9. Internally bled. [no]
10. Broken a bone. [no.. no fair i wonted easy days off school >.<]

11. Been hit by a car. [no]
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car. [yes]
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day. [no]
14. Fainted. [no]
15. Been struck by lightning. [no]
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*) [no]
17. Ate bugs, on purpose. [no]
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die. [no]
19. Watched an animal bleed to death. [yes ..my dad likes nature programs ^^]
20. Been poopied on by a bird. [no they know better then to mess with a person with a bb gun]

21. Made out with a random person. [no]
22. Felt up a mannequin. [........no]
23. Slapped a random person. [no]
24. Bit a random person. [no]
25. Licked (beat up) a random person. [no]
26. Fell in love on first sight. [no]
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty. [no]
28. Tried to catch a squirrel. [yes who hasent]
29. And succeeded. [no  who has?]
30. Made out with a random animal. [Oo oO no]

31. Been humped by a dog. [yes]
32. And slapped said dog. [run away!]
33. Got syphilis. [no]
34. Got married. [no]
35. And regret it. [no]
36. Hitchhiked. [no]
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. [meny meny times ]
38. Got botox'ed. [nope]
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. [nope]
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp. [its real lava?! no]

41. Saved someone's life. [does it count if you push them into the road then pull them back? otherwize nope]
42. Killed someone. [er.... nooo]
43. Been electrocuted. [tv hates me ..yes]
45. Got a scar. [a few]
46. Got drunk. [yep]
47. Been stabbed. [does paper clips count? otherwize no ^^]
48. Been shot. [nope]
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mostquito"). [nope Oo]
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. [pfffft!!! who hassent i do atlest twice a day!]

74%  ^^


random quetion Raa did you say yes to number 5? ^^

[Socius Rockus]

20% 

[Earl_Listbard]

20% 

Wtf socius

[Socius Rockus]

I drink blood...

[Earl_Listbard]

1. Nearly been expelled from school. X
2. Been slapped. X
3. Slapped someone. X
4. Bitten someone. X
5. Drank blood. -
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly. -
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky. -
8. Tried to fly. X
9. Internally bled. X
10. Broken a bone. X

11. Been hit by a car. -
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car. X
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day. X
14. Fainted. X
15. Been struck by lightning. -
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*) -
17. Ate bugs, on purpose. X
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die. X
19. Watched an animal bleed to death. X
20. Been poopied on by a bird. X

21. Made out with a random person. -
22. Felt up a mannequin. -
23. Slapped a random person. -
24. Bit a random person. -
25. Licked (beat up) a random person. -
26. Fell in love on first sight. -
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty. -
28. Tried to catch a squirrel. X
29. And succeeded. -
30. Made out with a random animal. -

31. Been humped by a dog. X
32. And slapped said dog. -
33. Got syphilis. -
34. Got married. -
35. And regret it. -
36. Hitchhiked. -
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. X
38. Got botox'ed. -
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. -
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp. -

41. Saved someone's life. X
42. Killed someone. -
43. Been electrocuted. X
45. Got a scar. X
46. Got drunk. -
47. Been stabbed. -
48. Been shot. X
49. Named something random "OMG ITSA TRAP"
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. -


56%



Socius, after taking that I think theres more things wrong with you then drinking blood....mkay?

[Liadan]

1. Nearly been expelled from school.
2. Been slapped.
3. Slapped someone. x
4. Bitten someone.  x
5. Drank blood.
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky.
8. Tried to fly.
9. Internally bled.
10. Broken a bone.  x

11. Been hit by a car.
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.
14. Fainted.  x
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*) [that is wrong..very wrong raa]
17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
19. Watched an animal bleed to death.
20. Been poopied on by a bird.

21. Made out with a random person.
22. Felt up a mannequin.
23. Slapped a random person.
24. Bit a random person.
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.
26. Fell in love on first sight.
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
28. Tried to catch a squirrel.
29. And succeeded.
30. Made out with a random animal.

31. Been humped by a dog.
32. And slapped said dog.
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked.
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. x
38. Got botox'ed.
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public.
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.

41. Saved someone's life.
42. Killed someone.
43. Been electrocuted.
45. Got a scar. x
46. Got drunk.
47. Been stabbed.
48. Been shot.
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mostquito").
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei.


O.O

nooooo....

88%? wth?

[Earl_Listbard]

Well you did only check like a few.... so, yeah.


Don't worry liadan, I believe 88% to be normal for an average upstanding well behaving person who isn't utterly twisted and warped.



Cough, *looks at the people who scored in the 20's*

[Izzabella]

Okay I am not sure how this works..I answered them alll and what number do I count up and subtract from 50 then multiply by 2 and divide by 100? the numbers of Yes's or the number of No's?

Yes= 19 ( 50-19=31-->30x2=62--> 62/100= 62%)

No= 30 (50-30=20-->20x2=40-->40/100= 40%)

is this one of those golf things where you want a low score?

BTW there is no question #44 thats why my numbers don't add up to 50..took me forever to figure out why I was only getting 49 not 50

[Socius Rockus]

who isn't utterly twisted and warped.

Cough, *looks at the people who scored in the 20's*

What?
utterly twisted and warped. xD

[Raa]

BTW there is no question #44 thats why my numbers don't add up to 50..took me forever to figure out why I was only getting 49 not 50

Shin-toe... I shall fix that. And yeah, it's the "yes" answers.

random quetion Raa did you say yes to number 5? ^^

Yesh.  I'm trying to quit, though. 

[ThomPhoenix]

0%.
Don't ask.

[Liadan]

 

0%.
Don't ask.

why not?