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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #15 on: April 05, 2008, 10:27:14 pm »
I need to recount mine...


1. Nearly been expelled from school. -
2. Been slapped. -
3. Slapped someone. -
4. Bitten someone. -
5. Drank blood. -
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly. -
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky. -
8. Tried to fly.
9. Internally bled. -
10. Broken a bone. -

11. Been hit by a car. -
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car. -
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day. -
14. Fainted. -
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*) -
17. Ate bugs, on purpose. -
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die. -
19. Watched an animal bleed to death. -
20. Been poopied on by a bird. -

21. Made out with a random person. -
22. Felt up a mannequin.
23. Slapped a random person. -
24. Bit a random person. -
25. Licked (beat up) a random person. -
26. Fell in love on first sight. -
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty. -
28. Tried to catch a squirrel. -
29. And succeeded.
30. Made out with a random animal.

31. Been humped by a dog. -
32. And slapped said dog. -
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked.
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. -
38. Got botox'ed.
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. -
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp. -

41. Saved someone's life. -
42. Killed someone.
43. Been electrocuted. -
44. Been stalked. -
45. Got a scar. -
46. Got drunk. -
47. Been stabbed. -
48. Been shot.
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito"). -
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei.
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24% now. w00t

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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #16 on: April 05, 2008, 11:02:13 pm »

1. Nearly been expelled from school.
2. Been slapped. x
3. Slapped someone. x
4. Bitten someone. x
5. Drank blood.
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly. x
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky. x(an amazing night)
8. Tried to fly.
9. Internally bled.
10. Broken a bone. x( my arm, 2 cut clean breaks, 3 fractures and bent it 19 degrees)

11. Been hit by a car.
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.
14. Fainted. x
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*)
17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
19. Watched an animal bleed to death. x( saw a dog get hit by a car in spain nd it took a while to die)
20. Been poopied on by a bird. x

21. Made out with a random person. x
22. Felt up a mannequin. x
23. Slapped a random person.
24. Bit a random person.
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.
26. Fell in love on first sight.
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
28. Tried to catch a squirrel.
29. And succeeded.
30. Made out with a random animal.

31. Been humped by a dog. x
32. And slapped said dog.
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked. x
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. x
38. Got botox'ed.
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. x
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.

41. Saved someone's life. x
42. Killed someone.
43. Been electrocuted. x
44. Been stalked.
45. Got a scar. x(26)
46. Got drunk. x
47. Been stabbed. x
48. Been shot.
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito").
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei.

58% :)

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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #17 on: April 06, 2008, 02:04:56 am »
who isn't utterly twisted and warped.

Cough, *looks at the people who scored in the 20's*
::) What?
utterly twisted and warped. xD

Whats wrong with lips like morphine?


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why not?

Its called not taking the test  ;D

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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #18 on: April 06, 2008, 04:11:44 am »
1. Nearly been expelled from school. -
2. Been slapped. x
3. Slapped someone. x
4. Bitten someone. -
5. Drank blood. -
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly. -
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky. x
8. Tried to fly. x (succeeded, obviously)
9. Internally bled. -
10. Broken a bone. x (most boring 6 weeks of my life)

11. Been hit by a car. -
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car. x
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day. x
14. Fainted. -
15. Been struck by lightning. -
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. -
17. Ate bugs, on purpose. -
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die. x
19. Watched an animal bleed to death. -
20. Been poopied on by a bird. -

21. Made out with a random person. -
22. Felt up a mannequin. -
23. Slapped a random person. x
24. Bit a random person. -
25. Licked (beat up) a random person. x
26. Fell in love on first sight. x
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty. -
28. Tried to catch a squirrel. x
29. And succeeded. x
30. Made out with a random animal. - (gawd bestiality is a no no)

31. Been humped by a dog. -
32. And slapped said dog. -
33. Got syphilis. -
34. Got married. -
35. And regret it. -
36. Hitchhiked. x
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. x
38. Got botox'ed. -
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. -
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp. -

41. Saved someone's life. -
42. Killed someone. -
43. Been electrocuted. -
44. Been stalked. x
45. Got a scar. x
46. Got drunk. -
47. Been stabbed. x
48. Been shot. x
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito"). x (Screech)
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. -

EDIT: 51. Forgot to score yourself. x

40%
« Last Edit: April 06, 2008, 05:32:40 am by Taniquetil »
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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2008, 04:59:26 am »
1 yes
2 no
3 no
4 no
5 no
6 no
7 no
8 no
9 no
10 yes
11 yes
12 no
13 no
14 yes
15 no
16 no
17 no
18 no
19 no
20 no
21 no
22 no
23 no
24 no
25 no
26 yes
27 no
28 no
29 no
30 no
31 no
32 no
33 no
34 no
35 no
36 no
37 no
38 no
39 no
40 yes
41 no
42 no
43 yes
44 no
45 yes
46 yes
47 no
48 no
49 no
50 no

82%
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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #20 on: April 06, 2008, 08:50:09 am »
50%  :thumbup:

That was highly subjective...

Have you ever had a bruise? Hehe, You internally bled... Bah I slammed a door on my finger 2 hours ago. My finger is purple. I haven't gotten a vial of blood and downed it, yet I know the taste of blood pretty well. I faint every night, then I hallucinate for about 7 hours.

I also wildly gesture, so yes, I've slapped random people. The bird pooped on my friend. I got 'splashed.' Who knew lava lamps were so hot!?

And most of that happened before I was 5. Ants are spicy... My Dad caught the squirrel after it hid in the couch. He ripped its tail off.

Hmm... I'm more corrupted than I thought... 
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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #21 on: April 06, 2008, 04:28:16 pm »
And i thought i was nuts for jumping off a building just to cut corners going to school.You guys are either lieing or nuts.I scored 54%
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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #22 on: April 07, 2008, 02:13:14 am »
We're just nuts.  :D

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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #23 on: April 07, 2008, 09:20:45 pm »
61% virgin


And the monkey was a great kisser :P
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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #24 on: April 08, 2008, 12:04:07 am »
i answered yes to 22 questions, is that 56%?

some of the questions are kinda crap especially the follow on types

as to number 21... blonde at brixton all those years ago, what an night.

and number 50, one of my friends sister is now called steve... by about half her school year too

and number 25 i've licked someone random as in lick with that thing in your mouth starting with t (can't spell it so won't try) not the beat up version does that still count?
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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #25 on: April 08, 2008, 12:27:28 am »
Tongue.


And I have never knew 'licking' to be a synonym of beating someone up.

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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #26 on: April 08, 2008, 02:36:41 am »
Never heard o' giving anyone the ol' 1,2 eh, Earl?
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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #27 on: April 08, 2008, 02:42:19 am »
Never heard o' giving anyone the ol' 1,2 eh, Earl?

I'm a pacifist :3


Lol, sorry, actually, no, I've never heard the phrase.

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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #28 on: April 08, 2008, 10:34:38 pm »
and number 25 i've licked someone random as in lick with that thing in your mouth starting with t (can't spell it so won't try) not the beat up version does that still count?

No, unless you beat 'em up with your tongue.

And I have never knew 'licking' to be a synonym of beating someone up.

That's because you're from Ohio. Only southern rednecks use it.  :P

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Re: Percent Virgin
« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2008, 06:50:35 am »
Umm,
I find this stupid and don't really care and bye.  :-X
What he said!  :devil: