Percent Virgin

[Socius Rockus]

* Socius Rockus slaps Prolix

* Socius Rockus whispers "I think it's a she"

[Earl_Listbard]

Lol nab.

[Prolix]

So (s)he claims ... but (s)he also claims to be over 400 years old.

Anyway I choose to refer to disembodied text-chat sources on the internet by the gender neutral generic sense of the masculine pronoun. 'He' could be the queen of England for all I care.

So spank me with a spoon if it bothers you unbearably.

I just thought it was fitting to toss hir words back at hir.

Is that better?

[Socius Rockus]

  You could always use 'kra' if you're not sure
I didn't bother me, I just happen to notice  and it was my change to make a post with meaning 
 

[Raa]

* Raa spanks Prolix with a spoon. 

[neko kyouran]

That's because you're from Ohio. Only southern rednecks use it. 

all the cool people are from Ohio.  it's mostly becuase i live there though. 

guess i'll have to actually read your list to keep this post on topic......

I answered yes to 7, whatever % that is.

[Raa]

I answered yes to 7, whatever % that is.

98%

FAIL

[Liadan]

That's because you're from Ohio. Only southern rednecks use it. 

all the cool people are from Ohio.  it's mostly becuase i live there though. 

guess i'll have to actually read your list to keep this post on topic......

I answered yes to 7, whatever % that is.

I answered yes to 7, whatever % that is.

98%

FAIL

mirror mirror on the wall, who's the purest of them all?


no longer me i'm afraid. I can't believe the forummonger is 98% pure.

[Rayken]

I'm 100% pure...

[neko kyouran]

I'm a simple man, with a simple plan.
Leading a simple life, looking for a simple wife.
If I knew how to rhyme, maybe I'd be worth a dime.
I'm hungry now, so I'm off to get chow.

* neko kyouran waves adieu to you

[Scarn]

1. Nearly been expelled from school.(yes, but it wasn't my fault)
2. Been slapped.(yes... the bi*ch)
3. Slapped someone.(yes, yes)
4. Bitten someone.(yes, tasted like chicken)
5. Drank blood.(no... ever heard about HIV?)
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.(Yes, on my face)
7. Run around in a quiet neighborhood screaming to the night sky.(Yes.)
8. Tried to fly.(Yes, I'm a pokemon)
9. Internally bled.(yes, felt odd)
10. Broken a bone.(Yes, going to surgery on monday)

11. Been hit by a car.(yes.)
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.(Yes, it was stupid)
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.(Yes, took an overdose of sleeping pills -accidentaly-)
14. Fainted.(yes, cut my finger almost off)
15. Been struck by lightning.(no, electricity tho)
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*) (firemen are not my kink...)
17. Ate bugs, on purpose.(HELL NO)
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.(yes... I hate bugs...)
19. Watched an animal bleed to death.(yes and no... I watched a fox cub(?) a few seconds bleed after I hit it with my car but I had to snap its neck/beat it to death with a large Plank[not PS Plank]... that sucked... I love animals)
20. Been poopied on by a bird.(yes, not as funny when it happens to you)

21. Made out with a random person.(yes, a FEW times... goddamn drinking problem)
22. Felt up a mannequin.(yes. /me points to above answer)
23. Slapped a random person.(yes, she liked it... i didn't slap her on the face either...)
24. Bit a random person.(Yes... does that count if it was in bed and friendly?)
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.(yes...)
26. Fell in love on first sight.(Yes... mmmm...)
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.(alcohol - bad - yes)
28. Tried to catch a squirrel.(Yes, fast bastards)
29. And succeeded.(No, I'm fat)
30. Made out with a random animal.(No... wait... hmmm... do you count women as animals?)

31. Been humped by a dog.(Almost... humped my leg it did...)
32. And slapped said dog.(Yes)
33. Got syphilis.(No... I hope...)
34. Got married.(Thank god, NO)
35. And regret it.(Nothing to regret)
36. Hitchhiked.(yes)
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited.(Yes, several times)
38. Got botox'ed.(Nah man... I'm hot.)
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public.(Yes... in the military... drunk...)
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp.(Yes, very annoying)

41. Saved someone's life.(Yes, several times)
42. Killed someone.(No but I'm planning on it... ooops... ah... nevermind)
43. Been electrocuted.(Yes, I stuck a fork into the electricity box thingy)
44. Been stalked.(Yes, those ex girlfriends are crazy)
45. Got a scar.(Yes, many)
46. Got drunk.(Moi? I think so but I was too f****d up to remember)
47. Been stabbed.(Yes, at the bar I work at now.)
48. Been shot.(By a BB-gun kind of weapon)
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito"). (Yes but in a different language)
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. (KIDS, DO NOT DRINK! answer: yes... and I'm ashamed)


Er... 22%? Got to lie in next quiz...

[Anumesa]

1. Nearly been expelled from school.
2. Been slapped. X
3. Slapped someone.X
4. Bitten someone. X
5. Drank blood. X (When you get a nosebleed, its hard not to )
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly.
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky. X
8. Tried to fly. X
9. Internally bled.
10. Broken a bone.

11. Been hit by a car.
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car.
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day.
14. Fainted. X
15. Been struck by lightning.
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*)
17. Ate bugs, on purpose.
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die.
19. Watched an animal bleed to death. X
20. Been poopied on by a bird.

21. Made out with a random person. X
22. Felt up a mannequin.
23. Slapped a random person.
24. Bit a random person.
25. Licked (beat up) a random person.
26. Fell in love on first sight. X
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty.
28. Tried to catch a squirrel. X
29. And succeeded.
30. Made out with a random animal.

31. Been humped by a dog.
32. And slapped said dog.
33. Got syphilis.
34. Got married.
35. And regret it.
36. Hitchhiked. X
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. X
38. Got botox'ed.
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. X
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp. X

41. Saved someone's life.
42. Killed someone.
43. Been electrocuted.
44. Been stalked. X
45. Got a scar. X
46. Got drunk.
47. Been stabbed. X
48. Been shot.
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito"). X
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. X


Erm, i dunno how to figure out the score >.>

[edit] Thought for a bit...i think its 40%

[Hydrolyzer]

1. Nearly been expelled from school. yes
2. Been slapped. yes
3. Slapped someone. yes
4. Bitten someone. yes
5. Drank blood. yes
6. Fallen over fifteen feet and landed perfectly. not perfectly, so no.
7. Run around in a quiet neighborheed screaming to the night sky. no
8. Tried to fly. yes
9. Internally bled. no
10. Broken a bone. yes

11. Been hit by a car. yes
12. Hit a car while not driving/riding in a car. yes
13. Walked into poles/walls/doors/whatevers over ten times in one day. no
14. Fainted. no
15. Been struck by lightning. no
16. Been hit with gabazillion mph water by a crazy fireman and his hose. (*Giggle*) wait..someone said yes to this? impressive, no for me.
17. Ate bugs, on purpose. no
18. Had bugs fly into your ear and die. no
19. Watched an animal bleed to death. yes
20. Been poopied on by a bird. no

21. Made out with a random person. yes
22. Felt up a mannequin. yes
23. Slapped a random person. yes
24. Bit a random person. yes
25. Licked (beat up) a random person. yes
26. Fell in love on first sight. no
27. Later found out that person was disgusting and smelly and narshty. innapplicable
28. Tried to catch a squirrel. no squirrels in Australia. tried to catch a possum once though, roughly similar, so i count as yes
29. And succeeded. yes
30. Made out with a random animal. no, although a girl at my school has a video of her cousin having sex with a sheep. gross.
31. Been humped by a dog. no
32. And slapped said dog. no
33. Got syphilis. no
34. Got married. wasnt legal, so no
35. And regret it. in advance, yes.
36. Hitchhiked. yes
37. Laughed till you cried/vomited. yes
38. Got botox'ed. no
39. Had your pants randomly fall down in public. no
40. Burned yourself on a lava lamp. no

41. Saved someone's life. yes
42. Killed someone. not intentionally...
43. Been electrocuted. yes
44. Been stalked. yes
45. Got a scar. got twelve.
46. Got drunk. yes
47. Been stabbed. yes
48. Been shot. not actually hit, but ive been shot at, can someone clarify if thats a yes or no? im going to count no though
49. Named something random (i.e. "George the Grenade," or "Clay the Cabinet," or "Martha the Mosquito"). i called myself the mega ultimate doom knight, so im saying yes to this
50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. never even heard it.

48%, and im only 16 years in, sweet.

[Izzabella]

50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. never even heard it.

More comely known as the Numa Numa Song

[One and only tanner]

50. Danced to Dragostea Din Tei. never even heard it.

More comely known as the Numa Numa Song

..comon who doesent have that on there mobile phone?!?