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Would you like to see this recorded and hear an audio version?

Yes.
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Oh gods, not XilliX singing!
I am recording it right now.

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Xillix Queen of Fools

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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #15 on: May 19, 2008, 11:15:41 am »
I am just joshing, I reported me as well as whoever did move or report me.

Prolix

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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #16 on: May 19, 2008, 11:34:08 am »
Ah, the joys of a text only discussion.
Well Joshua, I do not mean to blow my own horn but I was just ribbing you, too.
Could I badger you into coming up with some more impertinent hectoring?

Xillix Queen of Fools

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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #17 on: May 19, 2008, 11:57:03 am »
I can't believe you!
* Xillix Queen of Fools waves banhammer around like a tiny thor.

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Prolix

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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #18 on: May 19, 2008, 12:14:59 pm »
* Prolix bows his head contritely and starts to sing:
My hassle stands upon a rill
It brines of lightest foam
when boobies come then boobies fly
from them I make my comb.
their feathers adorn my dome.
* Prolix looks up ... "uhn sorry those are not the right words"
* Prolix frowns and crawls away.

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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #19 on: May 19, 2008, 01:17:05 pm »
* Mathy Stockington thinks some people around here need more sleep.
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Xillix Queen of Fools

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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #20 on: May 19, 2008, 01:22:34 pm »
High larry us.

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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #21 on: May 19, 2008, 02:08:16 pm »
HA! Brilliant work Xillix! I loves it!  :thumbup:
   I've been outside, it's overrated and the graphics suck!

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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #22 on: May 19, 2008, 04:15:47 pm »
and now about the other side :D

hey you! dev! what's going on?
where did everyobdy go?
why i earn so damn small cash?
give me sword with highest slash!
why we miners are so poor?
you must be so awfully cruel!

dev
you're now dead. you're stupid fool!
I'll have cash, and you can drool,
You have now a Dakkrus curse
i have 1 mil tria in this small purse.
you will never get that much
and what's more I'll make you crash!

after logging in....
hey how could you make me die?
What'd i said, and , did i lie?
you're just not a type of fair
I could help, but you don't care!
I'll do anything I could!

dev:
....you just can't, you're just a noob.



If you don't like my english, blame weather :)

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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #23 on: May 23, 2008, 09:22:33 am »
 :D I like the song, best without the extension from Edicho imo. Having been a game moderator in other MMORPG's, I've seen it happen a lot. Made me chuckle anyway. If I'll ever find the time for it, I might even go for the extra points.  :sweatdrop:
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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #24 on: May 23, 2008, 10:02:28 am »
XilliX - you are crazy.

Even you have been a noob one day. And I recorded that! :P

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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #25 on: May 23, 2008, 01:20:07 pm »
Ok, as we all post some lyrics, i will post lyrics that poped up in my head while listening to Motörheads song 'Suicide' while learning a wipe has happened due to some bug exploiting. As this topic is pretty harsh, the sound of that song seems appropiate and the lyrics also seemed to be fine and fitted in many placed.


The wipe has come, it hurts so bad,
And there will be no morning light.
Yliakums race's foul disease,
Will keep the morning from our sight.
Why can't we make a bug report,
Respect for nothing, fire or flood.
Expect no mercy, no reprieve,
We writhe and grin in our chars' blood.

No fun just anger and a ban,
Bug-exploiting, Victims of a cheat again.

Truly our chars are weaker now,
You lied and cheated, you deserve a 'thank'.
If you did this, I tell you noob,
this is much more then a prank.
No petition, no report at all,
We are exploited, by your filthy plan.
The way you cheat has killed our chars,
And no dev left to give a damn.

No fun just anger and a ban,
Bug-explöiting, Victims of a cheat again.

Stay clean, be true,
do whatever you can do.
Report bugs soon, or yliakums dies,
We are testers, we have to prevent bug-explöits.

If there be Bugs, then tell me why,
You tell your friends and counterfeit.
One hundred thousand coded lines,
Get the bugs into sight.
Where is the report that devs should get,
the petition we should've made?
How can we ask for mercy now,
When all our tria are just fake.

No fun, no hope the devs are now insane,
Bug-exploiting, Victims of a cheat again,

Stay clean, be true,
Do whatever you can do!
Report bugs soon, or yliakums dies,
We are testers, we have to prevent bug-explöits.
« Last Edit: May 23, 2008, 02:59:41 pm by Zwenze »

Alerele Ahewenel

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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #26 on: May 25, 2008, 01:32:30 pm »
Should have made it a new thread, Zwenze...
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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #27 on: May 25, 2008, 01:53:25 pm »
Alone in my opinion!  \\o//

Oh hey! I got company now.
« Last Edit: May 25, 2008, 08:13:13 pm by Prolix »

Ryiel Fohpaws

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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #28 on: May 25, 2008, 07:23:31 pm »
I'm having a bit of trouble singing this line out...would  you say the actual words the acronyms stand for.. spell them out? (W-T-F) Or try to pronounce them as words even? (yes I've heard this done :P)


*edit* also if you read it in a fast nursery rhyme tune its just fantastic! (sorry I have small kids :P)

Just to give you an idea: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xEzGIuY7kw
at 1:50.

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Re: Nooby Song.
« Reply #29 on: May 25, 2008, 09:05:21 pm »
Voted Yes... I mean... Does it really take Xillix' howling to make a tune?
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