Well well, I see Khad wimped out and posted his review two days early. I was not aware of it yet when I wrote and posted mine. I had mine written half a week ago as a 'progress' report on the trolling so far, but got too busy to make final edits and post it. Anyways, I just sent Khad an email I would like to share with the class.
Hello Khad. I see you posted your article two days early. I must say, you should have spent those two days revising it to make it a bit more, well, funny. You came off as a crybaby who could not get the candy he wanted. I'd like you to have a look at this thread for our 'reactions' to your trolling:
http://hydlaa.com/smf/index.php?topic=33367.0
Frankly, we owned your ass. I did notice you neglected to mention that some of your 'trolls' actually had fun playing and roleplaying, and have returned to the game to play, rather than troll. They might even become regulars. Your MMOroulette has the smack of EPIC FAIL on it this time. But, I assume your pride will not let you link to that thread in your article. You do not like the idea of your people getting bested at your own game.
Am I angry at your article? Hardly. I find it just as amusing as watching your rats run our gambit. You came off as pissed and whiny, rather than amused at the pranks you were playing. You really put a poor effort into the entire thing. We got the jump on you this time. Maybe you should come to us for pointers on trolling your next game. We did have something else planned for your goons, but since you wimped out and posted your article early, we had to call it off. Even Induane was in on it. Would have shown your lame trolls how its done.
Anyways, hope you do better on your next roulette. Cheers!
ps: Even more amusing is the fact that Talad (Salad to you) was on vacation this entire month, and will not get back until the end of the month. Perfect timing. You really put it to him.
Hell, we even beat him in article 'funny'. I give Khad and Co.
-10 in effort for not trying hard enough.
-5 in funny for being vaguely funny, but not enough. It might have been a +5 if Khad did not get a -10 all by himself.
-20 in intelligence for not being able to come up with much more than the typical lame trolls we get every week, and for not being able to get through the tutorial even
with a walkthrough. Would have been -10, but Khad adds an extra -10 to that for being their leader, and not making it in himself.
-15 for originality. Khad and Co. used pictures of us making fun of ourselves for his 'fanart' pictures. Brilliant. Just post the link to thread next time.
-20 for Timing. This is the final nail in the SA coffin. Not only did he decide to review the game during a rather buggy release (which could have been found out by looking in the forum), he started it while Talad was, and still is, on vacation. Bravo!
-70 in all. All in all, a really dismal and disappointing outing.
