Manitoba Temperature Conversion Guide
* +15 C = Vancouverites try to turn on the heat. Manitobans plant gardens.
* +10 C = Victorians shiver uncontrollably. Winnipeggers sunbathe.
* +5 C = Italian cars won't start. Winnipeggers drive with the windows down.
* Zero C = Distilled water freezes. Winnipeg's water gets thicker.
* -5 C = Torontonians wear coats, gloves & wool hats. Manitobans throw on a T-shirt.
* -15 C = Quebecers begin to evacuate the province. Manitobans go swimming.
* -20 C = Toronto landlords finally turn up the heat. Manitobans have the last cookout before it gets cold.
* -25 C = People in Vancouver cease to exist. Manitobans lick flagpoles.
* -30 C = Calgarians fly away to Mexico. Manitobans throw on a light jacket.
* -40 C = Hamilton disintegrates. Manitobans rent some videos.
* -50 C = Mt. St. Helen's freezes. Winnipeg Girl Scouts begin selling cookies door to door.
* -60 C = Polar bears begin to evacuate the Arctic. Manitoban Boy Scouts postpone "Winter Survival" classes until it gets cold enough.
* -80 C = Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Winnipeggers pull down their earflaps.
* -100 C = Ethyl alcohol freezes. Manitobans get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.
* -200 C = Microbial life survives on dairy products. Manitoba cows complain of farmers with cold hands.
* -300 C = ALL atomic motion stops. Manitobans start saying "Cold 'nuff for ya?"
* -400 C = Hell freezes over. The Winnipeg Blue Bombers win the Grey Cup.
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