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Canadian Temperature...
« on: October 30, 2008, 03:19:32 pm »
Canadian Temperature to everyone else..

50 Fahrenheit (10 C)
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
Canadians plant gardens.

40 Fahrenheit (4.4 C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
Canadians Sunbathe.

35 Fahrenheit (1.6 C)
Italian Cars won't start.
Canadians drive with the windows down.

32 Fahrenheit (0 C)
Distilled water freezes.
Canadian water gets thicker.

0 Fahrenheit (-17.9 C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-40 Fahrenheit (-40 C)
Hollywood disintegrates.
Canadians rent some videos.

-60 Fahrenheit (-51 C)
Mt. St. Helen's freezes.
Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

-100 Fahrenheit (-73 C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Canadians pull down their earflaps.

-173 Fahrenheit (-114 C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes.
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

-459.4 Fahrenheit (-273 C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500 Fahrenheit (-295 C)
Hell freezes over.
The Leafs win the Cup.

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Re: Canadian Temperature...
« Reply #1 on: October 30, 2008, 03:26:05 pm »
* Mathy Stockington shivers and laughs.

It is 50 degrees fahrenheit and I cannot wait for 100 degree days. So I wonder if you could post how the Canadians feel about warmer temperatures. Summer please come back, please!

very good Earl_Listbard :thumbup:
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Re: Canadian Temperature...
« Reply #2 on: October 31, 2008, 12:44:40 am »
You forgot one thing

-9000 farenheit (don't feel like converting...)
The universe ceases to exist,
Canadians say "Its below 9000!!!"

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Re: Canadian Temperature...
« Reply #3 on: October 31, 2008, 10:24:54 am »
Wow... You Canadians are a kindred spirit to me.
Also. Awesome work man. Made me laugh.
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Re: Canadian Temperature...
« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2008, 08:43:52 pm »
Quote from: Mathy Stockington
So I wonder if you could post how the Canadians feel about warmer temperatures.


Most of my fellow Canadians love warm weather.  Me, I hate any heat. I likes my snow! Give me a blizzard any day!



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Re: Canadian Temperature...
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2008, 09:13:13 pm »
As a Texan, I wasn't aware the temperature actually went below 40 degrees fahrenheit.
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Re: Canadian Temperature...
« Reply #6 on: November 02, 2008, 09:48:15 pm »
Most of my fellow Canadians love warm weather.  Me, I hate any heat. I likes my snow! Give me a blizzard any day!.

I think my fellow Canadians (and anyone else for that matter) that like snow and cold are crazy.

+15-20C is right about where I like my temperature, but we don't get that until summer :|


EDIT: Not sure why that all ended up in a quote o.O
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Re: Canadian Temperature...
« Reply #7 on: November 03, 2008, 05:31:34 am »
What the hell is an earflap? Like, a random flap of skin? I think I have one (it's hard to see, though). It looks elfy when I flip it out.

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Re: Canadian Temperature...
« Reply #8 on: November 03, 2008, 03:39:29 pm »
What the hell is an earflap? Like, a random flap of skin? I think I have one (it's hard to see, though). It looks elfy when I flip it out.

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Re: Canadian Temperature...
« Reply #9 on: November 03, 2008, 09:19:26 pm »
Oh, lul...

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Re: Canadian Temperature...
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2008, 02:14:22 am »
Its only starting to get really cold in Dublin. Its 7 C but with 7 kts windspeed and rain. Also I have the flu, only half a door and a draught coming from my window.
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Re: Canadian Temperature...
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2008, 05:58:09 pm »
I don't like the cold. T-T If I ever went to visit some of my Canadian relatives, I'd want to try for slightly warmer months... well then again, winter would be a rare chance to see snow. But I could always just visit the mountains here for that... *get's lost in random thoughts*

Anyway, I'm glad it's almost summer here. :3 Enjoy your winter, you people on the other side of the world! :devil:
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Re: Canadian Temperature...
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2008, 06:19:19 pm »
I live on the tip of ohio, right on the lake..

So I'm basically Canadian, eh?  :D

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Re: Canadian Temperature...
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2008, 09:59:01 pm »
Your more like Canadian Extra.
Canadian, but also living where life as we know it freezes over completely.
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Re: Canadian Temperature...
« Reply #14 on: November 09, 2008, 01:40:57 am »
Wow, those of you who don't get snow and cooler temperatures, you 
don't know what your missing!

I mean you could build these!



Or enjoy the beauty of the snow .....



You can do a whole bunch of fun stuff in the winter too! Like this 
(for those of you who have never seen snow) ......

Toboggan, Ice skating, Snowball fight, Snowboarding, Sleigh-Rides, 
Skiing and tons more.




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:3 Enjoy your winter, you people on the other side of the world! :devil:

Enjoy your summer. If you want you can have mine to when it comes back around. :P

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