Well, I shall be blunt. XilliX, the fount of all wisdom, in whose light only we thrive and multiply, believes brevity a virtue. Brevity is, after all, next to godliness, in an extremely abridged dictionary. This is the official conversion thread for the XilliXian faith, all converts please post their names below. XilliX desires your worship and, above alll, your votes! (And he knows. He is, after all, omnirecognant)
Why, you ask, why should I convert to XilliX-worship? I must inform you that the Great XilliX would of course disdain such a vulgar query, but for this time, I will deign to answer. XilliX is a more practical deity than much of the divine pantheon. To gaze upon his face you are merely required to navigate the internet; a far cry from hiring Da Vinci to paint your associated saints. XilliX is also a more considerate deity than many. Having modernised himself for the new millenium, he neglects purely spriritual concerns, rather demanding of his worshippers only what they can deliver: a lifetime of servitude, your soul, and the e-quivalent of a signature in blood on the dotted line. Why, 'tis far from these unworldly promises of compassion. XilliX also embraces justice. Reasoning that it is, of course, impossible to bestow love upon every individual, he instead encourages his worshippers to engage in wanton malice to all, irrespective of identity. Equality is, after all, a large part of justice. Far from these unworldly concerns in which most of the known pantheon care to indulge, XilliX wholeheartedly embraces the spirit of consumerism; so long as all goods are purchased, respectively, from him. And if you do not, you shall taste the reason that he deserves the award for meanest. You have been warned, for XilliX is fair and mighty and worshipful, and you shall worship him in turn. And he shall rain down bounty amongst you, and you shall be glad, though somewhat depressed.
Convert to XilliX! Vote now!
