I was role playing the household cook this evening and decided to dice some potatoes. No matter how hard I tried I just could get them to roll properly, The twenty-siders were practically round! I'm thinking I should not have cooked them first.
Sadly it is a role I am used to playing as I have no-one else in my household to cook for me. 
It is Prolix that has a right to have a cow, sadly.
Someone should volunteer to cook for him.
I think that this thread should be part of Illysia's thread. I glad I do not have to decide that though. That is up to neko.
