Deconstructing Dubious Aphorisms

[zanzibar]

How do you sit on a chair with no legs?

[khoridor]

How do you sit on a chair with no legs?

Use a wheelchair.

[Bamko]

wait.. what is without legs, you or the chair?

I have seen chairs without legs, per se, like the wheelchair also mentioned, but when i first read that.. I thought" well, you are not going to stand without legs so you better either sit or lie down....