Aye, yeh might be eh noob if yeh talk like a pirate or yeh call everyone 'me hearty'.
You might be a noob if you think your not because you were accepted into a noob guild with a cool name.
You might be a noob if you think that the trick to *winning* is to out-godmod the other player until he/she gives up.
If you talk like a l33t g33k,
if you claim to be a slayer of psi rats, beholders, dragons and bugbears and stone golems,
If you are invincible to all magical, physical,chemical and pschological attacks,
if you have eyes in the back of your head or steel skin,
if you your name is Skeletor, He-Man, Pikachu, Mojo Jojo, Legolas or Merlin,
if you and your character are one and the same,
if you are surrounded by a magical pink and blue aura of sparkely healing energy that protects you and your friends from all harm,
You might .. just might... be a noob.