You might be a noob if ...

[weltall]

I know native english speakers who don't even know how to spell basic words and make a mess with grammar

[Hrothbert]

...if you think the colours of your keyboard make you less of a newb.

[Falcon Avian]

...if you think the colours of your keyboard make you less of a newb.

And think it makes it look less ridicules

[Overtherainbow]

...if you think the colours of your keyboard make you less of a newb.

Not only do I have a colourful keyboard, but I'm clearly not a noob as demonstrated by my graphing ability.

[Rigwyn]

You might be a noob if you think that fenki that's been crushing on you is really a female in real life  xD
( Psst... Chances are he's an overweight bald guy with hair in all the wrong places and sports 6 day old stained boxers and a wife beater shirt ).

You might be a noob if you think that dude on the arcane chtysalis is an ethiopian.

[Overtherainbow]

You might be a noob if you think all males playing female characters are the stereotypical 40-year-old-virgin-pedo.

Most males are just... males. Guys you'd see on the street and not blink twice.

[Roled]

Who IS that dude in arcane chrysalis? 

Looks like a gobble to me...

RR

[weltall]

levrus

[bloodedIrishman]

bs

[Overtherainbow]

Levrus... isn't bald...

[Lhaa]

He is now.


You might be a noob if you mistake new players for noobs.
You might be a noob if you think knowing the game mechanics makes you less of one.
You might be a noob if you never typed /leave 1.
You might be a noob if you don't get why the Channels tab isn't the first one.
You might be a noob if you don't advise newbies that the Main tab is meant to be the main one.
You might be a noob if the first thing you teach a newbie is how to get a sword and kill a rat instead of about IC/OOC and basic roleplaying.
You might be a noob if you make 7 pages of posts about them/you.
You might be a noob if your character has no surname but you never used /me.
You might be a noob if your character is married but doesn't have a description.
You might be a noob if everything your char does goes into the forums since this makes it greater.
You might be a noob if you turn every thread into a kill-the-other game.
You might be a noob if you read these forums for over an hour and don't feel embarrassed.
You might be a noob if you thought guards are just kidding when they asked you to sheath your weapons.
You might be a noob if you make a newspaper to give an IC explanation to every OOC event that happened lately.
You might be a noob if you run all around Hydlaa on your fancy mount yelling Get out of my way.
You might be even more of a noob if you do that but don't yell at all.
You might be a noob if you make a party in Kada El's and talk only in guildchat.
You might be a noob if you recruit guild members as quick as possible so that nobody else will do that before you do.
You might be a noob if you think that is a way to support RP.
You might be a noob if you are not confused about people only sitting and eventually saying ty at the mine.
You might be a noob if you always jump down the railing in Kada El's and wonder why others don't respect your acrobatic skills.
You might be a noob if you make a new alt every day to avoid playing the consequences of your last 1-day main's actions.
You might be a noob if you always log the right alt in the right place at the right time.
You might be a noob if you greet people and don't wait enough for them to have time to write a reply.
You might be a noob if your Klyros character has a child from an Ylian.
You might be a noob if you think any of the dueling tournaments in the last years can be called an IC event.
You might be a noob if your idea of a fun event is some talking monsters and fancy item rewards.
You might be a noob if the sudden bleaching of one whole race's hair sounds like a good chance to RP rather than a bug to you.
You might be a noob if you think chars that don't match the player's gender are different than chars that don't match the player's race, you dwarf.
You might be a noob if you ever wondered why others don't react to your IC tells from BD.
You might be a noob if you call mining, crafting and mobbing non-talkative RP.
You might be a noob if you think everything typed after /me is legit RP.
You might be a noob if you played for over two years and have nothing to complain about.
You might be a noob if you agree an RP game needs a non-RP server.
You might be a noob if you think 1st person cam is the only way to truly RP.
You might be a noob if you call others not RPing with you godmodding. That's actually why they don't RP with you.
You might be a noob if you think GMs have the right to godmod while players... hm, what is godmodding?
You might be a noob if you place mobs all around the map so that RPers won't be bored.
You might be a noob if you think copying WoW is making a game based on Roleplaying.
You might be a noob if you call the players testers but make a spoilers policy.
You might be a noob if you make aquatic animals summonable mounts for the Dome's inhabitants.
You might be a noob if you think the same quest given 10 times every hour can be taken IC.
You might be a noob if you therefore intend players of an RP game to put time into such quests.
You might be a noob if you make settings public only for ones spending hours and hours of going through such quests.
You might be a noob if you tell people IC about the never seen yet Pterosaur.
You might be even more of a noob if you do this next to the NPC that sells tickets for the Pterosaur Arena.
You might be a noob if after the latest changes you still consider PS a RP game.

You. Are. A. Noob.



Edited just because I can. o/

[Falcon Avian]

You might be a noob if you turn every thread into a kill-the-other game.

Esorono kills Lhaa for calling him a noob. 

[weltall]

sorry he is learn the setting and you actually qualify for the noob status for saying bs

and lhaa why are you still here and still playing this game i'd say there are nice sl rp subgames, same goes for wow like you've linked but the best i think is the old irc client. uses even less power (i can run a laptop in it at 13w)

[Lhaa]

sorry he is learn the setting and you actually qualify for the noob status for saying bs

Sheesh wtf does this mean? Please use this the next time: http://www.scientificpsychic.com/verbs1.html

Luckily for you I'm seldom playing this game and when I log it's to play with a limited number of people. And if I wanted to play more I couldn't because your new client crashes way too much to be bearable.
I'm in the forums because nobody bothers removing the account I set for deletion 4 months ago (no wonder, I set another for deletion 2 years ago and it's still active). Can't be arsed to make a new account but as long as it's here whenever I please I just have to activate it and post, and I do it because I like reading posts like yours.

Though some things never change... Staff members asking people to go away and play something else will never stop here.
In fact there's no need to do that, enough already leave without any of such help. XD


But back on topic:

You might be a noob if you use the term RP-nazi.
You might be a noob if you like telling roleplayers to go play on IRC.

[weltall]

sorry he is learn the setting and you actually qualify for the noob status for saying bs

Sheesh wtf does this mean? Please use this the next time: http://www.scientificpsychic.com/verbs1.html

Luckily for you I'm seldom playing this game and when I log it's to play with a limited number of people. And if I wanted to play more I couldn't because your new client crashes way too much to be bearable.
I'm in the forums because nobody bothers removing the account I set for deletion 4 months ago (no wonder, I set another for deletion 2 years ago and it's still active). Can't be arsed to make a new account but as long as it's here whenever I please I just have to activate it and post, and I do it because I like reading posts like yours.

Though some things never change... Staff members asking people to go away and play something else will never stop here.
In fact there's no need to do that, enough already leave without any of such help. XD


But back on topic:

You might be a noob if you use the term RP-nazi.
You might be a noob if you like telling roleplayers to go play on IRC.

oh sorry if you can't get it i  never use punctuation in forums and irc.
correction to above.
Oh. Sorry! I'm sorry you can't get it! I never use punctuation in forums and irc

sorry he is learn the setting and you actually qualify for the noob status for saying bs Smiley

i'll explain you

sorry, he is. Learn the setting and you actually qualify for the noob status for saying bs.

maybe now you get it better.

ok i'll relay the message to xordan (btw it works great on computer which run recent games and with proper hardware): personally I've zero crashes.

let me add.
you might be a noob if you think your way to rp is the eternal truth and no one else is right
you might be a noob also if you insist to use and be around something you dislike so much. Even more when you despise hours of free work put by various people.
You might be a noob if you don't learn to not spit where you eat.

and yes... if you remove the game mechanics from a multiplayer game with a chatbox... you have irc.