*Shows up with hundreds of rolls of toilet paper*
"THE WIPE!!!!! IT'S COMING!!! ARE YOU PREPARED?! I HAVE TWO-PLY!!! EXTRA-SOFT!!!"
At this point, forget the wipe...it's enema time! Care not for your stats/items/professions/digital humanity/quests/winch access/guild/guild house/monehs/sanity! It will all be gone soon enough! And when it is, the countdown begins to the next one...and the next one...and the next one.
"Whoever does anything to it will ruin it; whoever lays hold of it will lose it. Therefore the Sage, because he does nothing, never ruins anything; and, because he does not lay hold of anything, loses nothing." -Lao Tzu
* PhoenixRizin sets up a lawn chair by the fountain, sips some lemonade and watches the DB burn