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[angstrom]

Ahem! Angstrom returns from DR and spots Timmothy Perriwinkle.

He glues Timmothy's feet to the bottom of a perspex box and force feeds him vast quantities of laxative. Eventually Timmothy drowns in his own excrement.   

And why? To stop the rest of us drowning in his excrement..... 

[Rigwyn]

Rigwyn sneaks up on angstrom and bashes him over the head with a battle hammer that he *borrowed* from alce martlet
Because his name sounds strangely familiar.

[One and only tanner]

* One and only tanner Casts flaming Ulbernauts on Rigwyn for being an outlaw

[ravenrise]

I use a very large ACME catapault to launch a bolder at One and only tanner for lighting those poor Ulbernauts on fire.

[garoninja]

I hog tie ravenrise then hang him from the tree and wait for an angry Ulbernaught

[LigH]

[ And why did you do that, garoninja? - That's the main point here. ]

[lilura]

because he was bored   

* lilura pokes LigH and garo till they bleed to death 

I kill garo because i suspect he was the one who came up with the idea to engrave 'kick me ' on my back and I kill LigH for not killing garo!

[garoninja]

[Ok i came up with a reason. I kill Ravenrise for some how getting a catapult into Ylaikum It was a witch/wizard trial]

[ravenrise]

In cartoon fashion I drop an anvil on garo's head for not killing anyone in his last post an using brackets

[garoninja]

  (Brackets are fun!)

[LigH]

I kill ravenrise by attaching his leg to the anvil before he dropped it - for the Wile E. Coyote effect (imagine the head staying there until the anvil dropped, then following).

[Andorhas]

I kill LigH by showing him his reflection.  (The glass shattering took the killing blow from me, however...) 

[LigH]

[ Heh, like "The Shadow" taking the psycho powers from Khan... ]

[Sarras Volcae]

i kill ligh for using brackets, not killing andorhas, and being a nerd

[bloodedIrishman]

I chop off Sarras' head and throw it into a trepors mouth for not capitalizing her 'i'.