Forum Game!!!

[Caedes Innocentium]

I send LigH to the whale's belly, for some dead wish to be disturbed. But I give him a flashlight so he can read comic books until he's either rescued or digested.

[Rigwyn]

Rigwyn splits Caedes Innocentium down the middle with an axe for shamelessly spamming the forums to get his/her post count above 5 

[bloodedIrishman]

I melt Rigwyn in a bowl of hot chili for not finishing his sentence with a period.

[garoninja]

I squish bloodedIrishman into his bowl for not saving some chili for me! CHILI!!!!!!!!

[Dralion1221]

I casually grab garoninja's head with both hands, and quickly twist it hard.......



cause he spazzed.....Dral dislikes spazzing.

[Glade]

I crush Dralion with a HUGE boulder (reminiscent of a full stop [period]) because she used too many in that last post.  

[Mekora]

I knock sir 'Glade's head off for being the 95th post on this topic

[Glade]

 

And I defenestrate you, Mekora, for having three vowels in your name...it is an offence punishable by death, you know.

I've only just realised I have three vowels in my name IRL 

[Dralion1221]

I've only just realised I have three vowels in my name IRL 

XD
I throw Glade in the guillotine and let the blade down upon him cause I'm the executioner when you have three vowels in your name.

Crap....I have three vowels too......

{{btw I'm a girl! Gee, I really need to put this down somewhere}}

[Dralion1221]

Dral executes herself for having three vowels in her username.

[Geoni]

*Geoni stabs the dead body of Drallion1221, for having the date 12-21 in her name, making me suspect she believes in the end of the world coming in 2012, which makes me angry  

[bloodedIrishman]

I tell boring stories in the tavern to Geoni until he dies from the pain in his ears. Why? I want to.

[Glade]

I stab bloodedIrishman to death with raw spaghetti for telling boring stories. 

(Sorry, Dralion, I've edited it now )

[Dralion1221]

I strangle Glade in his sleep because he somehow stabbed someone with raw spaghetti without breaking it.

But I do it quick since he recognized Im a girl 

[ravenrise]

I leave drallion1221 alone and wait for my death because now she know the pain of being confused for the other gender.
NOT!

Actually I tackle her to the ground, and force feed her to a wolverine!
Then I set the wolverine on fire.
Because she confused me for a girl.
Suck on them apples!