Forum Game!!!

[Sarras Volcae]

i grow to the size of a skyscraper (square-cube law doesn't apply) and stomp on dralion. gibs galore!

oh ya... did it because being unable to exercise ruined my appetite. so i take it out on younger kids

[garoninja]

I kill Sarras for being a sky scraper in a world were they dont exist.

[Roled]

Roled approaches garoninja  (with a small g for a proper name? For shame!) and obliterates him with the synthetic rubberized end of his #2 for spelling skyscraper with an unacceptable interior space and for omitting the ' in don't. Roled takes his role as a student much too seriously, but then again, infractions like garoninja's have always been a death sentence in advanced civilizations.

[lilura]

 lilura sits on Roled and bounces up and down untill the poor lil' fellah is crushed


'Thats for being too studious and i reserve the right to kill garo unless he really deserves it!

[Dracaeon]

I violently murder lilura for not capitalizing her name.  Heck, will I'm at it, might as well go for garoninja too.

[Geoni]

I kill Dracaeon for double murder, and for not having a "happily ever after" ending in the signiture when he/she starts out with "Once upon a time." in his/her signature.

[lilura]

I kill Geoni by chopping kra into tiny bits and then useing kra's pieces for gravel to go in the bottom of a fish tank..................because it owns a snuggie

[Geoni]

I release toxins into the fish tank and hopes it is a lobster tank so Lilura is poisoned when kra eats kra's crustations.

[Dralion1221]

I annoy Geoni to death by singing "this is the song that never ends" around him for a whole day.

Because he told me my english teacher doesn't know what she's doing

[lilura]

I kill Dralion1221 by holding her head under water in that fishtank geoni helped me make untill she drowns  because there are too many numbers in your name!

[Roled]

I drop Kilas' abacus on Lilura's hands, crushing her fingers one by one and allowing the pain to kill her for not being able to count above 2, or 4, depending on how you look at it. But she's not looking anymore because the beads of the abacus are bearing down on her like the co-sine of pi prime squared, clouding her third eye and preventing sight: for no quadratic equation will ever be left unavenged! Roled also studies math, but doesn't exactly get it.

[Geoni]

I collect myself in the air out of the fish tank and stone Roled to death, pelting him with each pebble. Why, because I don't get what he doesn't get.

[Dralion1221]

I grab all of the Geoni pebbles and throw him into a volcano because he fails to spell correctly in his sig. >.>

[Zarvello]

I pass Dralion1221 though a meat grinder for leaving all those contagious dragon eggs all over the forum.

Meat pie anyone ?   

[lilura]

I kill Zarvello by drowning her(him?) in a vat of boiling cheese...........Because that pie looks gross