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Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« on: November 18, 2009, 11:22:10 pm »
Here is what you should do to ruin the day of a peaceful stranger:

--Google Omegle, press the first link, and start chat.
--During the chat, make sure to mention that you have a mental illness, therefor giving the excuse to say anything.
--Ask them what they are afraid of.
--Once you know this, graphically mention something that has to do with their fear.
--Do all of this, and see if they disconnect or not, post how long you last in the conversation just for fun.

[I lasted 1 minute and 43 seconds!]

Now remember kids...never talk to strangers!


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Re: Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« Reply #1 on: November 18, 2009, 11:26:12 pm »
*Tinwei pokes around on Omegle*

The following is her first chat...

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Kristina?
You: Umm no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2009, 04:01:59 am »
You: Hello?
Stranger: :

I removed a giant dragon saying hello ascii art.

You: I have a mental illness.
You: What are you afraid of? dragons?

Another one asked what the illness was.

Most people disconnect or say there was no fear. They don't wanna mess with you. For example:
Stranger: Hey
You: Hi. I'm bill gates. And hillary clinton. And YOU!

As a side note, don't do jokes about being famous like this:
You: I'm barack and hillary in one form.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
« Last Edit: November 19, 2009, 04:04:53 am by nedoko »

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Re: Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2009, 09:31:48 pm »
Most responses I get are:
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asl?
f?
cybers*x?

I guess I'm too cute for Omegle :lol: :flowers:

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Re: Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2009, 02:22:59 am »
Mine was a total fail. I decided to go with a specific illness; dyslexia.
Me: Hello
Stranger: asl
Me: I have dyslexia
Stranger: Me too!
Stranger: I hate it.

Thats when I disconnected.

EDIT: second attempt failed as well. He flipped it around and did the same thing to me
« Last Edit: November 20, 2009, 02:28:51 am by ravenrise »


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Re: Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2009, 04:16:38 am »
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: other
Stranger: other?
You: vegetable
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2009, 06:14:57 am »
Well, I'm not gonna lie that I have a mental illness, but here goes:

Censored for appropriateness.  :ban:

Stranger: oprah
You: Hi
Stranger: has a (lady bits)
You: What's your greatest fear?
Stranger: what do you think of that
Stranger: oprah's (lady bits)!
Stranger: is my greatest fear!
Stranger: can you imagine?!?!!!
You: Is it now? Fascinating. And how did this come about?
Stranger: blows my mind!
Stranger: I don't even know.
Stranger: seriously
Stranger: it's creepy!
You: Is it? I mean, it's just another part of female anatomy.
Stranger: its OPRAHS (IMMATURE TERM FOR LADY BITS)!
Stranger: DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: RUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

--

Stranger: H*rny girl?
You: No. What's your greatest fear?
Stranger: being powerless
You: Oh, you don't want to be weak and frail and unable to do anything for yourself, then? Hmm. Fascinating.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

--

Too easy... :devil:

You: Hi
Stranger: so how was ure day
You: It was alright. What's your greatest fear?
Stranger: i'm scared of
Stranger: people leaving me
You have disconnected.

--

You: What's your greatest fear?
Stranger: your mother
You: Orly? She's reading this over my shoulder right now.
Stranger: IM (censored) TERRIEFIED OF YOU
You: She says she loves you, too.
Stranger: i need my shirt back by the way
You: That was your shirt? I thought there was a (censored) ship sail in the washing machine.
You: Should've known. Mom likes 'em big.
(Five full minutes later)
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Oh, how I love Omegle.

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Re: Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« Reply #7 on: November 21, 2009, 11:43:14 am »
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: heyy
Stranger: 16 f finu
You: hey
You: 16/f/US
Connection asploded.



Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: wer u from bud?
You: alaska
Stranger: cool im from ireland
You: cool me too
Stranger: wat county u from?
You: dublin
Stranger: im from cork
Stranger: did u c da match on wednesday?
You: no
Stranger: we wer robbed out of da soccer world cup by cheating france
You: soccer? mean football don't you?
Stranger: in extra time of 2nd leg thierry henry hand balled a cross and passed it 2 gallas who scored
Stranger: haha if ur irish ud no its soccer
Stranger: football is gaa
You: lol right
You: btw i'm not irish, i'm scottish
Stranger: y did u say u wer irish so?
You: i'm an asshole :D
Stranger: hahaha ok
Stranger: so y u living in alaska?
You: i don't
Stranger: o u lied about dat aswell
Stranger: haha
You: i think you've got me mixed up with someone else good sir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: Gay?
You: ....no?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 16 m canada ****ing horny
You: get a life
Stranger: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Re: Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« Reply #8 on: November 21, 2009, 01:45:34 pm »
Hmm .. seems to work for me ?


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi there
Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl?
You: huh ?
Stranger: age sex loctation
You: oh .. 42, Kran, Hydlaa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: r ru lame?
You: Lol .. no.
Stranger: from?`
You: Your closet .. peering though the crack
Stranger: well i go open my closet and see u then<3


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: * tapping fingers ... *
You: * You type slow .. ya know that ? What are you doing ? Writing a book ? *
Stranger: no
Stranger: where are you from *
You: Im a complete stanger .. would you believe me if I told you ?
You: Im from Hydlaa
You: Hydlaa is a small town located in Yliakum
Stranger: where is it
Stranger: asia*
You: Its in Yliakum ... Its between Ojaveda and Gugrontid
You: Ever been there ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: ı don t understand
You: You should visit some time .. Where are you from ?
Stranger: turkey
You: Thats why.
Stranger: in the middle asia and europa
You: Yep.. Im no where near there
You: I was hunting Treppor the other day... Do you have Treppor in Turkey ?
Stranger: no
You: Hey, what is your greatest fear ?
You: * what scares you the most ? You tell me and I'll tell you *
You: * tap tap * still there ?
Stranger: yess
You: What is your greatest fear ?
You: Whats the matter ? Afraid to tell me ?
Stranger: noo
Stranger: just
Stranger: ı killed a man
You: Oh ! What ?
Stranger: yess
You: Thats crazy !
Stranger: yeah ı know
Stranger: already
Stranger: ı am ran escape from police
You: I know where you are .. Im reporting you
You: Look out the window .. see me looking ?
Stranger: :):):)
Stranger: did you believe me :9
You: yes :)
You: That was good !
Stranger: haha
Stranger: how old are you
Stranger: ?
You: 12 teen
Stranger: :9
Stranger: :)
You: ok, take care .. and don't talk to strangers
You have disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hellow
Stranger: Hi asl
You: Im a stranger. Would you believe me if I told you ?
Stranger: Idk
You: You shoudln't. I could be lying .. like everyone else.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey stranger
You: * farts *
You: Hi there
Stranger: sup :D?
You: Lol .. puffin dood
Stranger: hahahaha, okaaay xD
You: Hey, let me ask you a question...
Stranger: sure, fire away
You: What is your greatest fear ?
Stranger: uhm...
Stranger: Being lonely
Stranger: and fat
Stranger: hahahahahahah xD
You: Owh gawd
You: haa haa
Stranger: hahaha, why :P?
You: Just curious .. Im actually starting a clube for fat lonely people.
Stranger: not there yet, just scared of getting there xD
You: Well, heres to getting you half way .. ( I cant do anything about the fat part but .. )
You have disconnected.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: HI there
You: Im from Ojaveda .. where are you from ?
Stranger: US
Stranger: where's Ojaveda?
You: Nice ... What race are you if you dont mind me asking ? Im a Nolthrir
Stranger: white
You: Oh ... Oja is out past Hydlaa ... its kind of remote and overrun with rats and criminals
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i have a pet rat
You: Yeah.. ever hear of the plage that we suffered ?
Stranger: yeah well guess pet rats from pet stores dont have the plague
Stranger: so there
Stranger: and yes i have heard of it
Stranger: duh
You: The ones in my town have one eye
Stranger: ew
You: yeah, right in the middle.
Stranger: cyclopses!
You: Nasty eh ?
Stranger: yah
You: You should see the gobbles that loom in the sewers .. pretty freakin creepy.
Stranger: i bet
You: Let me ask you a question ?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: go ahead
Stranger: ask away
You: Do you ever worry that your being watched by a stranger when you use this Omegle thing ?
You: LIke right now as you type ?
Stranger: um no
You: You should
Stranger: but thats kind of creepy
You: It is ...
Stranger: yeah
You: How do you know that Im not watching you now. After all, I AM a stranger
Stranger: at the moment i am too tired to care so whatever
You: That is fine.
Stranger: yep it is
You: Do you worship satan too ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im athiest
You: Oh man .. your missing out
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

\\Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: I have a question
You: doctor wellford says that i need to take my meds to i'll have an episode
You: but I dont want to take them
You: because they make me tired
You: should i listen to him ?
Stranger: maybe u should.
You: yeah i guess your right
You: hey are u afraid of anything ?
Stranger: i'm afraid of snake, getting old or sick...
Stranger: or unhappy..
You: ogh god dont say that ! i hatre snakes
You: i had a dream that they will crawling up my legs and their tongeus were tickling me
Stranger: oh..
You: and then they were in my hair
You: and i was screaming and freaking out
You: and i could feel them all over me all wiggly and sliterhing and i needed to take my meds because i started to really lose ity
Stranger: r u ok?
You: not rly
You: im freaking out now thanks a lot for mentioning that i need doctor wellford now
You: can you pray for me ?
Stranger: ok,
Stranger: god will bless u.
Stranger: it's ok.
You: i hope so im so freaking ourt i really want to die right now but doctor wellford says i shouldnt get to extremem about thigngs
You: om my god oh my god oh my god
You: jesus ask jesus to help me
Stranger: it;s ok, be stronge,
You: but im weak and there poisionous and evil
You: satan like snakes hes the price of snakes and flies
You: thats what mamma tells me
Stranger: u should believe in god `
You: i do but it doesnt help cause a keep freaking out and thinking about more snames
You: and moses killed snakes so i pray to him and mary cause she steped on one
Stranger: take care.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
« Last Edit: November 21, 2009, 02:47:17 pm by Rigwyn »

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Re: Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« Reply #9 on: November 21, 2009, 06:04:04 pm »
Stranger: hey there
You: hi :)
Stranger: whats up
You: chillin
You: u?
Stranger: same same
Stranger: smoking trees
Stranger: asl?
You: adult/vegetable/here
You: u?
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: 19 Male Florida!
Stranger: pwnin some nubs
You: nice
You: wanna see my pic?
Stranger: lol sure duder
Stranger: especially since your a vegetable that is able to type
You: http://greenarbytheday.files.wordpress.com/2009/08/eggplant.jpg
Stranger: damn thats hot
Stranger: im just busted right now
Stranger: i*
You: nice and round aint it?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: i could caress that all day
You: whatcha playing?
Stranger: the new call of duty
You: fresh
Stranger: yea its pretty nutty
Stranger: as a vegetable
Stranger: how exactly do you manage to type
You: its all in the stem...i used to be pretty slow...seeing as i can only press one key at a time, but i worked on my speed
Stranger: i see i see
Stranger: it must be complicated
You: yeah, the information age just sprung up
You: i can't get a blackberry or iPhone
You: no way to carry it
Stranger: yea I have the iphone
Stranger: and the thumbs are what really makes it easy to use
You: yeah...and gliding on the touch screen is tough
You: you should see how bad it is to use the mouse
Stranger: I can imagine
Stranger: where do you work as an egg plant
You: i work at a restauraunt...judging the freshness of other eggplants before they are cooked. I know...I'm giving up my own kind. Don't judge me!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where were you planted at?
You: i don't know. I was picked up at a young age and dropped in the woods where i was raised by wolves
Stranger: oh man
Stranger: thats out of control
You: yeah. mom's teeth sank in a couple times, so I had to get organic surgery and fill the holes with wax. that doesn't make me fake does it?
Stranger: i dont suppose
Stranger: so how long are we going to talk like your a vege
Stranger: cause this is a tad gay
You: but...I am a vege
You: did you not get my pic?
Stranger: lol your out of control
You: the story of my life. wine, fruit, and fertilizer
Stranger: true
Stranger: well i guess im gonna have to be out then
You: take care...and remember, just cause you don't hear us cry doesn't mean we aren't
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Re: Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« Reply #10 on: November 26, 2009, 07:42:03 pm »




Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: wer u from bud?
You: alaska
Stranger: cool im from ireland
You: cool me too
Stranger: wat county u from?
You: dublin
Stranger: im from cork
Stranger: did u c da match on wednesday?
You: no
Stranger: we wer robbed out of da soccer world cup by cheating france
You: soccer? mean football don't you?
Stranger: in extra time of 2nd leg thierry henry hand balled a cross and passed it 2 gallas who scored
Stranger: haha if ur irish ud no its soccer
Stranger: football is gaa
You: lol right
You: btw i'm not irish, i'm scottish
Stranger: y did u say u wer irish so?
You: i'm an asshole :D
Stranger: hahaha ok
Stranger: so y u living in alaska?
You: i don't
Stranger: o u lied about dat aswell
Stranger: haha
You: i think you've got me mixed up with someone else good sir
Your conversational partner has disconnected.





I think you were chatting with me, thats my style. except that i dont talk about sports  :thumbdown:


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Re: Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2009, 04:44:07 pm »
You: hi
You: where you from?
Stranger: china
Stranger: u?
You: Hydlaa
You: I live in a nice little guild house by the Vigesimi.
Stranger: nice =)
You: It is a beautiful littlle place, with a nice little square.
You: I payed 12 million tria for that house.
Stranger: omg
You: It was worth it tho
You: I can keep all my magical items there.
Stranger: nice =D
Stranger: do u have the borean thundra mount in your stable?
You: What?
Stranger: nothing?
You: .. are you a gamer?
Stranger: no im a stable master
You: I HATE GAMERZ
Stranger: i love stables

You have disconnected.

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Re: Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2009, 01:30:26 am »
Mine was a total fail. I decided to go with a specific illness; dyslexia.

[stuff]

EDIT: second attempt failed as well. He flipped it around and did the same thing to me

probably because he has it. dyslexia is rly common and i don't think it's considered much of a mental illness.

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Re: Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2009, 06:55:38 pm »
LOL! I love some of the conversations you lot of had.
My first didn't go so well.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl
You: yes
You: yourself?
Stranger: yes?
Stranger: i asked you a question
You: yes, I do have an age, a sex, and a location
Stranger: which is....
You: I don't know, but I really like soup
You: I have a whole draw full of soup
Stranger: depends on the soup though
You: it's mainly chicken
You: chicken soup is awesome
Stranger: wong ton
You: are you afraid of anything? Personally, I'm scared of soup
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I do actually have a draw full of soup. It's not that scary though tbh.  ;D

edit: and as for the second...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m or f?
You: hi
You: m
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.  :'(
« Last Edit: December 04, 2009, 06:58:07 pm by Glade »
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Re: Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.
« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2009, 07:52:36 pm »
Well, that was my laugh for the day.  ;D