Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.

[Geoni]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rawr hello
Stranger: RAWR.
Stranger: I'm also a monster
Stranger: A m-m-m-monster
You: Rahhh!
Stranger: Rah rah ah ah ah?
You: *sniffs behind
Stranger: Smell ok?
You: *nods and RWARS
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

It is clear how this stranger stutters, which reminds me "i hate when people stutter"~Q..q...quote of Feonu.

[Dralion1221]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Rawr!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dralion1221]

I was bored...
ou're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: can you rap?
You: Maybe...
Stranger: bust
You: bust?
Stranger: lets see some skills
Stranger: but a rap
Stranger: bust*
You: Alright.....yo my name is Froyo I act like a yo-yo goin' up and down all day like I'm on a string jumpin' all around.
You: you bust now
Stranger: we are all up on this new f-word site, theres pervs, petaphiles and chicks that want a bite. Theres 12 year old kids pretending to be horny and old a-word motha f-wordas with a manlyhood and a 40
Stranger: i cant bust
Stranger: i suck
Stranger: yours was decent
You: Really?
You: I thought you did better
Stranger: no
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i dunno we both are pretty terrible
You: lol
Stranger: i smoked the best herb ever today. I have been smoking for a while and im dead serious when i say this stuff I got is the best!
Stranger: its called perfect OG
You: Nice!
You: I haven't smoked for a long time.....
Stranger: from the medical club
Stranger: where you from?
You: Canada u?
Stranger: california
You: Cool dude. I gotta go and call it a night. See ya
Stranger: good luck finding fake womanhood
You: lol
You have disconnected.

{Anything in green was replaced by me to make it more friendly looking. If more editing is needed let me know. But really I can't rap XD}

[Sarras Volcae]

It is clear how this stranger stutters, which reminds me "i hate when people stutter"~Q..q...quote of Feonu.

i think you were chatting with lady gaga


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: omg hi
You: hi
Stranger: WHATSUUP?
You: WHAZZUUUP
Stranger: I LIKE YOUUU!!!!
Stranger: :d
Stranger: :d
Stranger:
You: i like me too
Stranger: concieded
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

(word association doesn't rly work here)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I LIKE BIG FEET AND I CANNOT LIE
You: NO OTHER BOTH
You: HERO
You: SNORT
You: QUACK
You: CHIGGER
Stranger: you smell like bottled farts
You: YES INDEED
You: I DO
You: MASTER
Stranger: i know
Stranger: stinky
You: MASTER MIYAGI
You: KARATE KID
You: 80'S
You: INDIANA JONES
You: MARIAN
You: ROBIN HOOD
You: MEN IN TIGHTS
You: GAY
You: YMCA
You: NAVY
Stranger: Stop smoking it seems to really affect your health
You: INDEED
Stranger: s*** i cant take your nasty smell
Stranger: bye loser
You: FART
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi asl?
Stranger: m26 you?
You: 11/f
Stranger: where you from?
You: us
You: huntingdon, pa
Stranger: okay
You: u want adress so we can meet
Stranger: i dont live there.
Stranger: so we cant meet
You: u can fly here an we can play checkrs
You: im rly good at that game
Stranger: oka im not
You: o im sry i can teach u?
Stranger: maybe
You: i want to be a teachar some day
Stranger: cool
You: wat r u
Stranger: soldier
You: cool im going to be a soldier befor i go to coleg
You: brb my pupi is crying
Stranger: ok
You: im bak
Stranger: ok
You: i think shes lonly
Stranger: maybe
You: r u lonly
Stranger: yes
You: u shuld come here
Stranger: and then?
You: we can play checkers all day long forver and evre
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what does this quote mean to you? “I am not insignificant like an individual blade of grass. This is because I am not a blade of grass.”
Stranger: 15/f/us looking for cute emo boy lol
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: what does this quote mean to you? “I am not insignificant like an individual blade of grass. This is because I am not a blade of grass.”
Stranger: hey horny girl please??
You: I'M HORNY
You: 17 f us
Stranger: girl??
You: asl?
Stranger: nice
Stranger: do u like girl on girl??
Stranger: jw
You: ?
You: u call me a jew?
You: i'm not jewish
Stranger: no just wondering = jw
You: whoa
You: hell ya
Stranger: so do u??
You: YES
Stranger: nice
You: YES I DOOOO
Stranger: want a pic??
You: sure
You:
Stranger: [link]
You: Hello, I am a Police Officer.
Stranger: they look better in real life
You: Your IP has been recorded and reported to your local department.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 17 f us
Stranger: 20 m indonesia here
Stranger: name?
You: victuaa
Stranger: im krizna
You: do u like pretzels
Stranger: r u in high school vic?
You: it's victuaa
You: yes i'm in high school
Stranger: oh..
You: u got a probleM?
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: tell me about u victuaa
You: i like pretzels
You: i love pretzels
You: i live pretzels
Stranger: nope,,no problem to me
You: do you enjoy pretzels?
Stranger: pretzels?? what is it?
You: it's an activity here in the usa
Stranger: tell me about it?
You: it has a metal tip, three accronisms, and has edible gripaneers
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: nothing like that in my country
Stranger: lol
You: its like a cornucopia
Stranger: cornucopia? place full with corn?
You: we use it during a holiday called grand ellenbogen untoten day
You: aka GEU
Stranger: oh nice
You: pronounced GIIIIII-OOOOOOOOOOOOO-FPPP
Stranger: what about ur hobby victuaa
You: i am a secretorian at the local decomposrilatory
You: i like to think of it as a hobby
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: yo
You: asl?
Stranger: 17 finland
You: 17 f us
Stranger: im m
Stranger: pictures ?
You: of wat
Stranger: of you?
You: wat about tem
Stranger: can i see?
You: y?
Stranger: I wanna see re you hot?
You: wouldn't u rather talk to me?
You: and no im not hot, no one here is hot, we're all pizza faced obese nerds
Stranger: umh
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Dralion1221]

You: us
You: huntingdon, pa

OH GAWDS YOU STALK ME!

*Dral gets ready to relocate*

No jk but I do live near there.

[Geoni]

Stranger: hi
You: Rwar hello
Stranger: asl
You: 15, male, thats me
Stranger: sorry,rwar means a country?
You: no it doesnt, it just means im a dinosaur >
Stranger: and where are u from
You: Jurassic park.
Stranger: funny
Stranger: 21 f china
You: cool, what animal are you?
Stranger: i talk to a dinosaur
Stranger: cat
You: ooh sorry but i might have to eat you.
Stranger: haha cat mean could't meat
Stranger: spell wrong
You: sorry, but i have to eat the cats here in America, before i eat the chinse ones, see you soon >
You have disconnected.

[azeral]

i tried the first suggestion about morbidly describing someone's fear,it went something like this

you:just a quick question im asking everybody on omegle today,are you afraid of anything?

stranger:spiders,and being trapped in an elevator

you:what about being trapped in an elevator with spiders?

stranger:that would be my worst nightmare

you:yes,the vicous poisonous kind,they would bite you all over.too horid to think about really

stranger:Dude stop! you are making me imagine this

you:ok sorry

your conversational partner has disconnected
while we are on the subject of omegle this is another conversation i had which is relavant to planeshift,and btw this is real

you:do you play planeshift?

stranger:yeah sometimes....no i freaking don't!

your conversational partner has dissconected
[how rude]

[Geoni]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello there
You: hi there
You: *looks around*
You: >.>
Stranger: ....
You: <.<
Stranger: O.O
Stranger: "stares directly at you"
You: ( o) __ (O)
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: "hides in a bushel of tumbleweed
Stranger: "
You: tumbleweed=great hiding place
Stranger: mhmm
Stranger: a little dry n pokey tho
You: dont let it fly across that road now :O
Stranger: better not learn how to fly then eh
Stranger: gotta cross that off my to do list now "sigh"
You: i always considered tumbling a more convenient form of travel than flying.
Stranger: more dizzying though
You: do you know what makes you feel dizzy is inside your ear?
Stranger: hm?
You: speaking of dizzy, its time to blow chunks and get myself outta here, see you later. \o
You have disconnected.

[Jaccas]

the emo guide for the PS addict:

server down
1st stage:
...............Hyperventilating......
second stage:
...............frustration......
third stage
...............depression............
fourth stage
...............bargaining............. 
fifth stage
............denial.............
sixth stage
............... acceptance .........

this seems to be the spot for it as i was hyperventilating since i JUST got in the game on the other server.....

lol....

[Sarras Volcae]

hey jaccas, try out irc to post your shenanigans. webchat.freenode.net

[Geoni]

I am not using Omegle as much anymore because people are so boring, and most are looking for..well...cyber excitement, and most of the others are looking for an argument.

[Anumesa]

You: hi
Stranger: hai
You: boo!
Stranger: OMG
Stranger: *wees pants*
You: what would you say if i told you i was a dinosaur
You: ?
Stranger: i would say
Stranger: ARE YOU A VELOCIRAPTOR
You: YES!!!!!!!!
Stranger: dun
Stranger: the enemy is aboard
Stranger: i shoot raptors >: )
You: load the cannons!
Stranger: IN THE TUNNEL
You: *runs away*

[Dracaeon]

You: RAWRZ!
Stranger omg scared!
You: I EES SPEAKING DINOSAUR!
Stranger: O NO!
Stranger: NOT ZEE SPEEKING DINOSAUR!
You: RAWRZ!
You: ...
You: well, random feeling of speeking dinoness came over me there
Stranger: Hey, it happens
You: ya...
You: say, question for a survey, are you afraid of anything?
Stranger: the dark
Stranger: I am very afraid of the dark
You: Oh
You: So you don't like dark places without any possibiltity of light, not even the faintest glimmer?
Stranger: no
Stranger: its horrible
You: yes
You: Anywayz, seeyer
You have disconnected.

So, I suppose you could say that I failed there, but...

[Drey]

Stranger: we are all up on this new f-word site, theres pervs, petaphiles and chicks that want a bite. Theres 12 year old kids pretending to be horny and old a-word motha f-wordas with a manlyhood and a 40

petaphiles

[Dracaeon]

This is probably my best one yet.  I actualy had a slightly intelligent conversation with this stranger, but it turns out they were just another one of the poor lonely men out there.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: RAWRZ!
Stranger:
You: hungry
Stranger: uhu
Stranger: f/m?
You: why do you need to know?
Stranger: why not?
You: thats a question for you to answer
Stranger: okay, i yust want to know with who i'm talking
You: You are talking with "Stranger
You: *"
Stranger: is that tong?
Stranger: rong*
Stranger: i'm male, u?
You: Well about half of the people in the world are male, so even if I said I was, it wouldn't narrow it down much
You: which I am
Stranger: i see your a girl
You: now, what are the chances of that?
Stranger: what do u want?
Stranger: is that the way to make friendds?
Stranger: d-word
Stranger: bye
You: about 1/2, actually, looking at my other statement
You: what?
Stranger: you are very lame, u evan want's to talk,
Stranger: well, i'm male from 15, belgium
Stranger: so
Stranger: ,??
You: I'll tel you this, I don't live in belgium
Stranger: can u yust talk normaly
Stranger: who give f-word
You: but I've been there on vacation before
Stranger: i don't want to u live in belgium
Stranger: belgium is to good for
Stranger: u
You: nah, I'm French, actually
Stranger: voila
You: lol
Stranger: i said it, nothing else?
You: ?
Stranger: can we just talk normaly now,?
You: uh, okay, I guess
You: why?
Stranger: to make friends, but if don't want u just need to click on DISCONNECT
Stranger: do it, pleas
You: do what, click disconnect?
Stranger: yes, why do u this anyway?
You: no, this is the longest and most intelligent converstion I've evr had on Omegle
Stranger: well, me to
You: I do this to mess with the many poor lonely men out there and annoy the crap out of them
Stranger: what u try to say now
You: its a barrel of laughs
Stranger: where do u live in france?
You: I don't live in france, I just said I was french
You: I live in US
Stranger: ah
You: But I go to Paris a lot
Stranger: okay
You: lol
Stranger: me to , it's awsome
You: innit
Stranger: so, f/m?
You: m
Stranger: waste of time
Your conversational partner has disconnected

I reply a few of the more... unsavory words...  this guy was still a jerk tho