Omegle: Hyperventalation for overprotective parents.

[Sangwa]

What I concluded from this is that people over there are pretty sick. I substituted my censored last version for one that doesn't need it.

You: Hik.
Stranger: uow
You: I'm mentally handicap.
You: So, what are your fears?
You: I fear lots of stuff.
You: Dishes.
You: Headphones.
You: Light.
You: Farts.
Stranger: headphones?
Stranger: why?
You: Yeah. Snaky things creep me out.
You: But what about you?
Stranger: my fears...
Stranger: hummm
Stranger: deep ocean
You: Interesting.
You: Can't get more? I kinda want someone to have a fear I don't.
Stranger: well
Stranger: i have fears....
Stranger: hummm]
Stranger: let me ssee
You: Hey. It can't be that hard.
Stranger: for me
Stranger: its a little hard
You: So, you're saying you're all tough?
You: Yeah, that's what you're saying?
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: i dont know what think
You: You don't know *how* to think?
You: Oh. I meant to put emphasis on the *to*.
You: Man, I'm such a lamer.
You: I fear that lameness will be the death of me. Man, I'm shivering.
You: So, can't think of any fears yet? Creepy old men? Giant spiders?
You: Freaky girls with blisters on the inside of their eyelids?
You: Russian rabbid dogs?
You: Blind, heat seeking rats?
You: Marmelade?
Stranger: i get go
Stranger: see ya
You: Okay, kisses.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Catlemur]

You: HI
Stranger: hello
Stranger: asl?
You: My name is Gustav I am a flying gangsta pig that lives in the ghetto of San Marino I am the best friend of  the annoying orange I eat innvisible ice cream.I hate lemons and I am the lord of cats.
Stranger: asshole
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 You: knock knock
Stranger: um...yes?
You: knock knock
You: it is me
Stranger: oh hai
You: the annoying orange!
Stranger: don't be hard on yourself
You: I am an orange you are an apple!
Stranger: no im a human
You: you are a pain apple
Stranger: no i'm definitely human
You: lalalalalalala
You: knock knock
Stranger: yes what is it?
You: knock knock
Stranger: yes?
You: knock knock
Stranger: what do you want?
You: knock knock
Stranger: can i help you?
You: KNOCK KNOCK
Stranger: what's your name?
You: orange
Stranger: hi orange my name is edward
You: are you guda?
Stranger: no
You: cheezy
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaanndd
You: do you like Lady Pasta?
Stranger: buhbye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[derula]

Oh my god what the hell first I had 2 or 3 people believing I'm a female US teenager before I spend a few hours talking complete random and disgusting shullbit to another troll. None of which was funny. Won't try again.

[Sarras Volcae]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: boobs
You: i have boobs
Stranger: nice
Stranger: i like
You: xD
Stranger: what sizw
You: 36b
Stranger: dam girl that is sexy
You: lols
Stranger: im m
You: me too
Stranger: wtf
You:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



this one is LONG  this guy is... stupid

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: soooooo
You: why are you using omegle?
Stranger: asl
You: uh right
You: 18/f/uk
Stranger: m19
You: where from?
Stranger: us
Stranger: name?
You: sarah
Stranger: nice name
You: yours?
Stranger: eric here
You: what state are you from, eric?
Stranger: florida miami
Stranger: why?
You: is it hot there?
Stranger: no its snowing hre
You: WHAT
Stranger: n there?
You: here? oh it's sunny and warm as usual
You: we had a tropical storm the other day tho
Stranger: lots of snow on road
You: lots of palm tree leaves on the road here
You: couldn't get out the house even
You: it was horrid
Stranger: then ru enjoying ?
You: you bet!
You: well, the warm weather that is
Stranger: r u single?
You: ah yes
You: you know, i went surfing on the thames last weekend!
Stranger: nice
Stranger: whats ur profession?
You: still in school
Stranger: nice
You: oh no it's not
Stranger: so u dont hv bf?
You: no
Stranger: then?
You: i do not
You: do you have a bf?
Stranger: so thats mean ur virgin?
Stranger: sarah
You: ....yes lolwat
Stranger: nothing?
You: what do you mean nothing?
Stranger: kiding>>>>>>>
You: right, so what are you getting at?
Stranger: nothing bebe
You: uh huh
You: ....
Stranger: fine
You: are you horny?
Stranger: tell me some more abt u?
Stranger: which city u stay?
You: erm, london
Stranger: nice
Stranger: yorkshire
Stranger: ??
You: do you have short term memory loss?
Stranger: why
You: i told you london
You: i said i was surfing the thames
You: you forget easily
You: sir, what are you doing at this moment?
Stranger: oohh
Stranger: sorry
You: lol
Stranger: nice
You: mmmhmmm
Stranger: i am just 19
Stranger: hanging in my bed
You: i'm 18 and also in my bed
You: it's rather comfy
You: sooooooooo?
You: eric? you there?
Stranger: yes bebe
You: alright, we're supposed to chat, let's get chatting
Stranger: kkkkkk
Stranger:
Stranger: tell me some more?
You: i like bagels
Stranger: niceeeeeeee
You: do you?
Stranger: hhhmm oohh i loved it??/
You: we have so much in common!
Stranger: yes
Stranger: sarah i like u sooooooooo much
Stranger: do u like me?
You: yeah sure why not
You:
Stranger: thxxxxxx
You:
You: do you like waffles?
Stranger: hhhhmm little bit
You: i like em
You: do you like chocolate?
Stranger: hhh
Stranger: i loved them
You: me too!
Stranger: oohh wow
You: do you like bananas?
Stranger: no
Stranger: u?
You: aw, i do
You: do you like women?
Stranger: why?
Stranger: i like u?
You: but, in general, do you like women?
Stranger: yes
You: we have that in common
Stranger: n do u like men?
You: nope
Stranger: why?
You: they're assholes
Stranger: r u lesbian?
You: yes
Stranger: oooooooohhhhhh
Stranger: my godddddddddddddddd
Stranger: i cant belived it???//
You: :3
Stranger: 3?/////
Stranger: what?
Stranger: i came to why do u like bananas???
You: errrm what?
Stranger: ?
You: strange american
Stranger: why?
You: i like bananas because they're... yummy
Stranger: bcous i loved u so much>>>>>>>>
You: oh well that sux man
Stranger: thats why i got hurt so much'
You: sorry mate
Stranger: kk
Stranger: bebe
Stranger: so do u have any girl friend?
You: no
You: i killed the last one and sucked her veins dry
Stranger: ohh'
Stranger: do u happy wid it?/
You: of course, i need to feed
Stranger: ooh
Stranger: will u do wid mw??/
You: vampires can't cross oceans, sorry
Stranger: okkkkkkk
You: but if you'd come to london, i'd gladly drink your bloodz
Stranger: sorry too
Stranger: hmmmmm
You: well, i've got to go
You: sun's coming
Stranger: i wann kiss u once
You: that's romantic
Stranger: why
Stranger: do u dot ur picks
You: sure, whatever that means
You: i totally dot my picks
Stranger: yes
Stranger: may i see them
You: what in the world does that even mean? ._.
Stranger: plsssssssss
Stranger: i love u bebe
You: ....
You: you're asking for pictures?
Stranger: yes
You: oh
You: http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/090728/Hot-Vampires/Kate-Beckinsale_l.jpg
You: there you are
You have disconnected.

[Earowo]

I didnt feel like doing it Geoni's way, this is more entertaining then cleverbot.



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: im an Indian guy looking for an Indian girl..
You: that doesnt work, im a female troll
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Knightspark9]

Here's mine.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: girl?
You: ye
Stranger: cool
Stranger: age?
You: 19
Stranger: im17
Stranger: do you wear a bra?
You: Sometimes
Stranger: whys that?
You: These big things need support
Stranger: what size are your boobs??
You: Well, pound wise, 5 and a half
Stranger: wow thats crazy!
Stranger: what your bra size?
You: Not as crazy as you for buying this.

This was when I disconnected.