for some reason i cant send personal msgs, so im sending it here....
.sry to make this complicated
An as yet unnamed story of the town of Rubdasub
version 1 (1st telling)/
Jaccas says: I am from the Kylros village of Rubdasub
(21:36:07) >Inreck Joule takes a seat.
(21:36:09) Jaccas says: perhaps you have herd the tale
(21:36:12) Kauwela giggles "Interesting name."
(21:36:14) Kauwela says: No...
(21:36:17) Inreck sits by the fire and begins to write in a book
(21:36:37) Jaccas says: ah, I shall tell you the tale....
(21:36:59) Inreck listens distractingly to the conversation
(21:37:37) Jaccas says: Some time ago,A Bower took his children to a local tavern
(21:38:11) Jaccas says: his children's mother had decide time with them that he needed to spend
(21:38:35) Jaccas says: {baad Keybord sry}
(21:39:09) Kauwela nods "Continue"
(21:39:55) Jaccas says: the bower played Hydlaa 21 and had won many circles
(21:40:28) Jaccas says: the bower was also a well known rascal and owed much to many
(21:40:47) Inreck listens more carefully to the story while still writing in his book
(21:41:32) Jaccas says: so when one of debtors appeared in said tavern
(21:41:37) Kauwela nods some more.
(21:42:24) Jaccas says: he quickly gave his circles to his young son of eight cycles
(21:43:08) Jaccas says: who happed to be known as "young Jackass"
(21:43:36) Kauwela giggles some.
(21:44:06) Jaccas says: the child not knowing the value of circles proceeded to go behind the
(21:44:57) Jaccas says: Tavern and throw the circles at the wild large Kikiri's
(21:45:19) Jaccas says: that dwell-ed behind the tavern
(21:45:39) Kauwela nods and giggles slightly.
(21:46:16) Jaccas says: when the rascal bower, came to his boy and asked
(21:46:52) Jaccas says: "WHERE ARE MY CIRCLES YOUNG JACKASS?!"
(21:47:09) Kauwela nods along
(21:47:47) Jaccas says: the boy answered proudly, pointing at the Kikiri:
(21:48:49) Jaccas says: In all of them, if anyone wants them they will have to follow
(21:48:59) Jaccas says: *behind them
(21:49:33) Jaccas says: the bowers face was red with rage,
(21:50:09) Jaccas says: and his cheeks puffed
(21:50:42) Jaccas says: but then he burst out with a laugh
(21:50:51) Jaccas says: raucous and loud
(21:52:13) Jaccas says: 'YOU YOUNG JACKASS!",
(21:52:29) Inreck laughs
(21:52:52) Jaccas says: "a wippin tonight you will be spared if you go and collect all the
(21:53:19) Jaccas says: Circles from every one, and not a day will go by that you do not get a
(21:53:50) Jaccas says: ah whuppin until each and every circle is back in my sack
(21:54:42) Kauwela nods along
(21:55:02) Jaccas says: so with his fathers sack in hand he ran to capture all the wild large kikiiri's
(21:55:42) Jaccas says: and wait till they .....excreted the circles
(21:56:04) Inreck giggles a little bit
(21:56:12) Kauwela giggles "Wow..."
(21:56:29) Jaccas says: a passing traveler, had come a cross the Young Jackass
(21:57:09) Jaccas says: and saw the boy digging in the...left overs
(21:57:43) Jaccas says: the Diobali traveler watched the
(21:58:11) Jaccas says: boy, and was wholly confused by him
(21:58:37) Jaccas says: "what asinine actions are you up to boy?"
(21:58:57) Kauwela nods and giggles some more.
(21:59:26) Jaccas says: the boy then said " i am waiting this kikiri to shat circles"
(22:00:09) Jaccas says: the diobali,
(22:00:41) Jaccas says: shook his head and said, "boy, you truly are a Jackass.."
(22:01:07) Jaccas says: but before the boy could explain...
(22:01:42) Jaccas says: A Circle popped out from the behind of the Kikiri
(22:02:27) Jaccas says: the diobali was shocked to say the least
(22:02:51) Kauwela nods along.
(22:02:56) Jaccas says: " what sorcery is this that kikkiri" and pointed to the beast
(22:03:46) Jaccas says: the boy said, all the kiri i have here do this...
(22:05:04) Jaccas says: " and I must retrieve all that i can tonight with my fathers sack in hand
(22:05:26) Jaccas says: or ah' whuppin he will give me
(22:06:33) Jaccas says: the diobali wrong his hands and said, this town
(22:07:03) Jaccas says: this town Rubdasub is truly accursed
(22:07:29) Jaccas says: the boy curious said how so,
(22:08:22) Jaccas says: the diobali wringing his hands said " well, if the wild beast drop circles and you eat the beast"
(22:10:16) Jaccas says: the diobali said" you will drop circles to, and the kiriki are in pain
(22:10:40) Jaccas says: you see, that when they drop dont you?
(22:11:36) Jaccas says: the boy agreed, "yes they are in pain what should i do
(22:12:02) >Inreck Joule takes a seat.
(22:12:31) Jaccas says: the Sly diobali told the boy, " I shall release em all of them from this curse, give th
(22:12:58) Jaccas says: let me take them to a holy place and they shall be freed
22:13:22) Jaccas says: from such a fate , then you may eat them freely
(22:17:19) Jaccas clears throught
(22:18:04) Jaccas says: the boy said " certainly but my father will be checking for
(22:18:21) Jaccas says: my progress soon,
(22:18:55) Jaccas says: the diobali, looking around quickly said,
(22:19:27) Jaccas says: here boy, and handed the youth two sacks of circles
(22:20:07) Jaccas says: the boy ran back to his father with the two sacks
(22:20:43) Jaccas says: his father was surprised to see two
(22:21:08) Jaccas says: "WHAT DID YOU DO JACKASS?"
(22:21:38) Kauwela can't stop giggling at the irony of it all.
(22:21:54) Jaccas says: the boy said he gave away all the kikiri
(22:22:08) Jaccas smiles
(22:22:38) Jaccas says: the boy handed back his fathers sack
(22:23:21) Jaccas says: and said , i am still 3 circles short in you sack though , will you still whup me?
(22:24:26) Jaccas says: the rascal bower replied " not today, boy, but you are still a jackass..."
(22:24:58) Jaccas says: two weeks later large numbers of adventurers came
(22:25:49) Jaccas says: looking for the mysterious game to buy bows from the bower in the town
(22:26:11) Jaccas says: to hunt the kikiri that shat circles
(22:27:17) Jaccas laughs " an ancient tale it is , but one that every adventures remembers
in part why they expect to find gold for the beasts they kill
version 2 (2nd telling)
(03:20:46) Sarras shakes her head. "Do tell!"
(03:21:29) Jaccas says: very well, to take mind of troubles , a story to tell , one i know well
(03:22:02) Sarras takes a drink, listening.
(03:22:25) Jaccas says: the town where I was raised was called Rubdasub
(03:23:04) Jaccas says: A Klyros village, on the river
(03:23:30) Jaccas says: but which klyros village isnt...?
(03:23:55) Jaccas says: anyhow..
(03:24:30) Jaccas says: that town has quite a name for it was known for its legendary game
(03:25:01) Jaccas says: there was a bowyer who was in the town tavern
(03:26:06) Jaccas says: i believe that pub was called "drinks cavern"
(03:26:28) Sarras says: Creative name...
(03:26:36) Jaccas says: this bowyer brought his children with him that day
(03:27:38) Jaccas says: as their mother had said " take responsibility "
(03:28:19) Jaccas says: so this bowyer was a gamer and played many games
(03:28:51) Jaccas says: and had won 20 circles, from thugs and knaves
(03:29:17) Sarras says: That's a lot!
(03:29:48) Jaccas sips his beer "indeed"
(03:30:18) Sarras says: So what then?
(03:30:43) Jaccas says: during this time he saw one who he owed
(03:31:06) Jaccas says: much more circles and hexas untold
(03:31:46) Jaccas says: so quickly he said "BOY HOLD MY SACK"
(03:32:06) Sarras giggles.
(03:32:14) Jaccas says: and gave his young son the 20 circles and sat
(03:32:28) Jaccas winks
(03:35:13) Jaccas says: oh yes
(03:35:40) Jaccas says: the bowers son was but eight cycles
(03:36:06) Jaccas says: and as yet did not understand the importance of circles
(03:36:42) Jaccas says: so the boy went out back with his dads sack in hand
(03:37:11) Jaccas says: and saw many wild kikiris pecking in the sand
(03:37:39) Jaccas says: some time later when his father appeared
(03:38:30) Jaccas says: and said "BOY!....
(03:38:56) Jaccas says: "where's my SACK?"
(03:39:53) Jaccas says: the boy gave back an empty sack his father alarmed screamed bloody murder
(03:40:21) Jaccas says: and his face was vicious like a rat
(03:40:53) Jaccas says: the boy told his father " you told me to hide the circles..."
(03:41:08) Jaccas says: so i threw them to the kikiri
(03:42:13) Sarras says: The kikiri ate them??
(03:43:02) Jaccas says: the rascal bowyer, was at first enraged, and cussed for hours for what seemed like days
(03:43:48) Jaccas says: eventually he turned to his son and said:
(03:44:58) Jaccas says: "boy you are a jackass....! you will follow each and every one of those birds....."
(03:45:37) Jaccas says: and i will whup you every night until i have my circles.."
(03:46:53) Jaccas says: so the boy followed each and every bird, and had to wait until they each passed a turd
(03:47:46) Sarras laughs
(03:48:01) Jaccas says: at some point a diobali trader was passing by and saw the young buy digging in turds as he cried
(03:49:09) Jaccas says: the diaboli askes "by what strange custom do you do this?"
(03:50:28) Sarras says: Hehehe
(03:51:05) Jaccas says: and the child answered " i do this isht for circles"
(03:52:01) Jaccas says: my father told me to go get them and would whup me every day if i did not!
(03:52:28) Jaccas says: so i sit behind kikiri waiting for circles to drop
(03:53:16) Jaccas says: the diabloli shook his head and replied "boy.... you are a jackass"
(03:53:37) Sarras giggles. "This isn't your origin, is it?"
(03:54:20) Jaccas says: its the origin of many things as you will see
(03:54:25) Jaccas winks
(03:55:40) Jaccas says: no sooner that he had said .ass, did a circle appear
(03:56:14) Sarras says: Eew.
(03:56:25) Jaccas says: from a screaming kikiri who's call hurt thine ears
(03:57:09) Jaccas says: the diobali eyes were wide with shock
(03:57:33) Jaccas says: and for a long moment he was still and did not talk
(03:58:31) Jaccas says: at last he wrung his had and said "boy what i have seen fills me with dread"
(03:59:31) Jaccas says: this town is indeed cursed, but i have a plan, give me these kikiri and the curse will flee this land
(04:01:07) Jaccas says: the boy said " i cannot , my father will whup me day and night unless I have the circles to fill his sack tonight
(04:02:33) Jaccas says: the diaboli trader, said then tis a shame i have sacks of circles, i was willing to trade
(04:04:26) Jaccas says: so the boy took the offer and ran home to his dad but gave his mother the sack...
(04:05:07) Sarras says: Uh oh
(04:05:12) Jaccas says: because she was to who it was owed, still his father was mad .....
(04:06:19) Jaccas says: untill a week later, many adventures came forth, to by bows and swords
(04:07:03) Jaccas says: from his fathers bow stand the boy asked "for why are you here"
(04:07:54) Jaccas says: and one adventurer replied "why to hunt the wild beasts that
(04:08:09) Jaccas says: shat circles......."
(04:08:24) >Jaccas Bacossung lets out a hearty laugh!
I was sending it to INRECK, who i htought might want to scribe it (poetically) in the game,
but at the time i couldn't send msgs, so i posted it........
the story is good , but the meter is off, cus i was writing it live and
didn't want to take up too much time, among other things
