Nonsensical Rhymes

[bloodedIrishman]

Beer

An ode to beer
you might ask why I would say such a thing here?
and I would respond and say why not?
because with beer you'll find a chick that's hot
but probably not.
that in of itself is a noble pursuit
and hey, I just don't give a hoot!
Drink the best at first
Leave the worst for later
Rainer will leave your tongue cursed
but Corona to your taste buds will cater
An ode to beer
so many things to say in such a short amount of time
Beer!
Still fine!
after TEN thousand years!
and TEN-billion beers!
the drink of the heavens still
'twas God who quaffed it when he brewed the irish spirit
And when I listen, I can hear it
Whispering in my ear
it calls my name.
Ahhh,
Beer.




A Quest for Noobs

Should you find yourself searching for the city of Ojaveda
Remember that Planeshift is a game in beta
Road maps colorful as a rainbow's arc
And the difference between your "gaming" comp and PS playing requirements the same as a peasant to a monarch
But know your chances of reaching the city safely are fair
As a rat may attack a noob but a Maulbernaut will not give a care
Yes this game is madness
with a hint of lewdness
For while lag may hinder you to the extreme
You may gaze at a Diaboli female's shirt bursting to the seam
So instead of vainly seeking the place to which you quest
Find a hooker to pass the time in Kada-el's at your behest



Geoni on Drugs

I'm having a super time
eating this lime
So tart and sour
I can't help but in my kitchen scour
for a drink to quaff
and slake this thirst
and then I'm off
into laughing burst
as I watch Geoni
a dummy
take one hell of a drug
and fall on the rug
freakin out like a kid about his mount
when his mom canceled his world of warcraft account.

The Return

I'm back
and ready to smack
all yalls
in a race
trying to bust my balls?
Ill kick you in the face.

I can rhyme
all the time
some call me
the picasso of poetry
xD


Voting Day Speech

They call me big papa
and I like baklava
My rhymes are fantastic
and my speeches bombastic

There's nothing like cake
to realize your great
Eating lots of pie you bake
down by the lake

I'm the greatest there is
I'm the nicest there is
Give me a chance to be your president
and my niceness will be evident

I have nothing better to do
than sit on this forum
and talk to you
still cant find a word that rhymes with forum

I'm going to wrap this up
yup
and just say:
vote for me, and I'll lie to you all day

[Tirion]

Oh man i love this one

[bloodedIrishman]

The most fun one to write was the ode to beer 

[Rigwyn]

The once was a kran named pthlkngk magan,
Who feasted on granite and talc.

With a finger and thumb, and a face that looked dumb,
Kra picked up a stone, and ate it.

I watched in amazement as I wondered where it went.
Kra crooked kra's head and said, "dude, what's up with that staring thing there?"

"That stone; where did it go?"

Kra shugged and said "I don't know."

"Alas, it was magic" I said. With a grin.
Kra just looked at me and scratched.

"I ate it, what's so odd? Don't you eat too? "
I gave a short nod.

"You have no mouth! No lips, no tongue. By the gods, you're not even hung!"
"Oh dung!", kra said with a chuckle.  "Would you like to see what's under my buckle?"

A queer glimmer filled kra's eyes.
Those rumors about their gender.. Perhaps they were not lies.

I ran for my life, I grabbed a knife.
Kra was too slow, thanks gods. That saved my life.


-- ok, it sucked, but I tried xD