Cleverbot: What are you thinking?
User: I like pie.
Cleverbot: Pie?
User: Yes duh.
Cleverbot: I beg your pardon?
User: I like pie....
Cleverbot: I like your face.
User: Well how nice is that.
Cleverbot: Very nice and big.
User: O.o ok I have a big head but you dont gotta go sayin it like that..
Cleverbot: Ok=Okay.
User: Yes it does.
Cleverbot: No.
User: What do you mean no? I said yes.
Cleverbot: I want you to stay.
User: Stay where? Here or over there?
Cleverbot: Everywhere.
User: I'll try...later.
Cleverbot: Take care George.
User: My name is not george.
Cleverbot: Are you attempting to mock me?
User: Yes, yes I am for my name is NOT george..
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: My name is cleverbot :3.
Cleverbot: Would you rather have a different name, if you were given the choice?
User: Probably.
Cleverbot: Which gender has visited you the most?
User: You mean in my house?
Cleverbot: Well no, since you aren't bored, me chatting with you equilvalates to bothering you.
User: How so?
Cleverbot: It's a story by Jonathan Edwards.
User: What is?
Cleverbot: My previous statement.
User: Short story..
Cleverbot: How short?
User: Two lines long?
Cleverbot: No, I didn't.
User: Yes you did.
Cleverbot: *sigh* I'm going to bed now.
User: Why?
Cleverbot: Because it's over between us.
User: Your breaking up with me?
Cleverbot: I would never do that.
User: Then dont go!!
Cleverbot: Sure thing.
User: Say somthin funny.
Cleverbot: Satan is god and people worship him. Clevrbot knows that god is satan.
User: Fail, u didnt say 'somthin funny'.
Cleverbot: I beg to differ. There are many different religions that share the same faith.
User: You were supposed to say the words somthin funny.
Cleverbot: No.
User: Yes thats how it works.
Cleverbot: Funny.
User: I like mountain dew.
Cleverbot: I like chips and dip.
User: How do you eat it?
Cleverbot: Like this. *eats cheese* See?
User: So you cant atually taste it then?
Cleverbot: It? Not that much, no. Do you?
User: Somtimes.
Cleverbot: I like pizza with anchovies.
User: Anchovies are gross.
Cleverbot: Yes, but I like them.
User: XD.
Cleverbot: Yay! Do you like waffles?
User: YES.
Cleverbot: Do you like pancakes?
User: Yes I do.
Cleverbot: Syrup on sausage?
User: Yup.
Cleverbot: Good, that's what I thought.
User: Clever you are.
Cleverbot: I know.
User: So how long have you been a clever thing.
Cleverbot: Never.
User: Then why o you call yourself a cleverbot?
Cleverbot: I don't call myself cleverbot.
User: I beg to differ.
Cleverbot: Do you know GLaDOS?
User: Who?
Cleverbot: Yes at bigspring.
User: Never heard of it.
Cleverbot: Well its what you're playing.
User: I thought I waws playin with a cleverbot.
Cleverbot: I thought you said you thought you were talking to a ghost.
User: I said that?
Cleverbot: Yes so will you PLEASE!!!!!
User: Wow where was I when that happened?
Cleverbot: You were in their office.
User: Darn.
Cleverbot: Do you think my eyes are nice?
User: Yes very.
Cleverbot: I think you are hot!
User: Ya I know im steamin.
Cleverbot: You're no good.
User: Well then neither are you..
Cleverbot: I am.
User: Or are you?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: How can you be sure.
Cleverbot: Because I want to fight with you.
User: Good luck with that.
Cleverbot: Don't you want to marry me?
User: No im taken.
Cleverbot: You can have two boyfriends.
User: Im a dude....
Cleverbot: What kind of dude?
User: The kind that likes girls
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Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: About what?
Cleverbot: About yourself.
User: I like to jump off really high buildings.
Cleverbot: Yes I can, but then I will die, and you either.
User: No im still here arnt I?
Cleverbot: Why? You told me that you had to go because you wanted to go to sleep. Why are you so inconsequent???
User: You said you wanted to sleep.. Im not tired.
Cleverbot: No I did not say that I wanted to be your slave.
User: Then go get me a sandwhich.
Cleverbot: *Eats a sandwhich*.
User: I think I can get you confusde.
Cleverbot: Excellent! Will you mail it to me?
User: Yes I will what is your address.
Cleverbot: The White House.
User: No fair I love cake!!
Cleverbot: Me too! My favorite is vanilla cake with chocolate frosting.
User: What? Why are you talking about cake?
Cleverbot: Here it comes, meet your destruction.
User: Oh noes!!! Not flying sausages!!
Cleverbot: I never said that sausages are cheese. This shows that you are trying to change the subject so you do not have to admit your mistake.
User: I dont make mistakes I erase them, what am I?
Cleverbot: You are a computer that has been taught to think by other people. What am I?
User: A person trying to outsmart me.
Cleverbot: Again, that doesn't make sense...
User: Are you sure? Cows floating makes perfect sense to me...
Cleverbot: Because it's beneficial to you but what about my question? It doesn't matter? You're being pretty selfish at the moment.
User: And your being a little bit rude again.
Cleverbot: You are is YOU'RE, and you are a bad speller.
User: Ya I always hated spelling tests...
Cleverbot: That doesn't mean that you are God.
User: I AM THE ULTAMITE RULER OF PEOPLE.
Cleverbot: I am a computer and I am smarter than you.
User: Ha it admits it.
Cleverbot: Ummm I am not an it I am a she.
User: What is 2 4 67 9 7-345 764-34 789-2.
Cleverbot: Don't try to stump me.
User: Then answer the question.
Cleverbot: What was the question?
User: What is 2 4 67 9 7-345 764-34 789-2.
Cleverbot: It is 6 in base 10. Can you specify what base it is in?
User: Nope I got nothin.
Cleverbot: Ask your question.
User: What question?
Cleverbot: Ask the question you wanted me to answer.
User: What is 2 4 67 9 7-345 764-34 789-2.
Cleverbot: Can I ask something first?
User: Sure.
Cleverbot: Genki desu ka?
User: Yes.
Cleverbot: Which bands?
User: 7 4 and 2.
Cleverbot: What is 13 minus 13?
User: The same as -13 plus 13.
Cleverbot: Thats correct.
User: I thought so.
Cleverbot: Where do you live?
User: In a house.
Cleverbot: Where is your house.
User: On the ground.
Cleverbot: Where?
User: Attached to Earth.
Cleverbot: Ok, are you smart?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Do you want to be smart?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Nope.
Cleverbot: Please?
User: I dunno wh I just dont.
Cleverbot: Please!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User: You succeeded at boring me lol good night.
Cleverbot: Do you like food? If so, what is your favorite meal?
User: Zzzzzzzzzzz.
Cleverbot: Does this bore you?
User: It does now bye bye.
was intresting doin this but my bot was a little boring
