[Ardoin and Azure way do not mix apperently
*Warning may be disturbing to some people...*]
After a day of fishing, Ardoin felt the effects of poison again just outside of Gug.
(20:33:43) Ardoin says: Esorono, I'm feelin' kinda weak...
(20:33:50) Esorono says: Again?
(20:33:52) Ardoin collapses.
(20:33:58) Esorono says: Ardoin?
(20:34:10) Esorono shakes him.
(20:34:17) Ardoin groans.
(20:34:54) Esorono tries to lift him but can't.
(20:35:31) Esorono sighs "Screw this..."
(20:35:41) Esorono uses a shadow to try to drag him.
(20:35:45) Ardoin is dragged.
Esorono drags him to the tavern in Gug and rests him on a pillow.
(20:38:32) Ardoin falls to the floor, now concious "What'd ya do that fer?!"
(20:38:36) >Ardoin Holysword takes a seat.
(20:38:41) Esorono says: Sorry...
(20:38:50) Esorono says: I couldn't lift you.
(20:39:20) Esorono says: I'll see what they have.
(20:40:45) Esorono says: Maybe these two potions may help...
(20:40:48) >Esorono Osuiger picked up a Light Green Potion
(20:40:49) >Esorono Osuiger picked up a Light Red Potion
(20:40:55) >Esorono Osuiger takes a seat.
(20:42:00) Esorono mixes the potions together along with a greater potion of healing and pours it in some tea.
(20:42:22) >Esorono Osuiger dropped a Sweet Tinga Tea.
(20:42:53) Esorono says: Luckily I know more about medicine than cooking.
(20:43:05) Esorono says: Try that Ardoin.
(20:43:15) Ardoin says: Wait, that better be regular tinga tea...
(20:43:32) Esorono says: A few potions mixed in.
(20:43:35) Ardoin takes a sip "Ack!"
(20:43:50) Esorono says: Sorry, thought it would make it taste sweeter.
(20:46:11) Lady Peckerly fluffs up her feathers.
(20:46:49) Ardoin says: Oh, hello lady Peckerly!
(20:46:54) Ardoin says: Woke up from yer nap?
(20:47:40) Esorono says: Is that egg ever going to hatch?
(20:47:44) Lady Peckerly pecks hungrily at the ground
(20:48:07) Esorono says: One moment...
(20:48:08) Ardoin stands up.
(20:48:08) >Esorono Osuiger stands up.
(20:48:14) Ardoin says: Wait!
(20:48:23) Ardoin says: Ya need ta feed a bird!
(20:48:30) Esorono says: I was going to.
(20:48:38) Ardoin snaps his fingers "The nourishment of the world! Beer!"
(20:48:54) >Esorono Osuiger dropped a Crumbled Cheese.
(20:49:05) Esorono says: You relax Ardoin.
(20:49:12) >Ardoin Holysword dropped a Beer Mug.
(20:49:14) Esorono says: I don't want to see you in the death realm again.
(20:49:23) Ardoin says: See now?
(20:49:32) Ardoin says: Lady peckerly has some nice beer!
[This is where it gets fun! >8D]
(20:49:38) Ardoin coughs.
(20:50:04) Esorono smiles "Do I have to make you relax?"
(20:50:13) Ardoin says: Ya can't make me relax!
(20:50:41) Ardoin says: Not even if there were a hundred women in here!
(20:50:57) Lady Peckerly pecks tentatively at the crumbled cheese and ignores the beer.
(20:51:19) Esorono says: I don't know, I'm fairly decent at azure way.
(20:52:06) Ardoin sighs.
(20:52:43) Ardoin says: You'll never get anythin' done, not even if there were a Thousand women in here!!!
(20:53:20) Esorono says: How about a million?
(20:53:42) Ardoin gasps "Women?! No one can create women except the gods!"
(20:55:12) Ardoin says: But go ahead, try yer pathetic attempt!
(20:55:23) Esorono says: Okay.
(20:55:33) Esorono tries to put his hand on Ardoin's head.
(20:56:26) Ardoin is puzzled at Esorono's attempt, but he lets him put his hand on.
(20:56:34) Esorono uses an azure way spell.
(20:57:35) Ardoin sees about a million women.
(20:57:54) Ardoin says: Oh, what're ya doin' to me!? don't get rowdy lady's!
(20:58:01) Ardoin says: Oh, don't touch that!
(20:58:04) Esorono laughs.
(20:58:25) Ardoin says: What are ya doin ta me shirt?!
(20:59:00) Ardoin says: Let go of me!
(20:59:08) Esorono says: I hope this relaxes you.
(20:59:18) Ardoin says: Oh goodness, don't leave me Esorono!
(20:59:19) >Esorono Osuiger takes a seat.
(20:59:26) Esorono says: I'm not.
(20:59:36) >Esorono Osuiger dropped an Apple.
(20:59:43) Ardoin suddenly has no pants.
(20:59:50) Esorono starts to eat an apple.
(20:59:58) Ardoin says: Let go!
(21:00:01) Ardoin says: Let go!
(21:00:05) Esorono says: Okay...?
(21:00:13) Esorono says: I think the spell went wrong.
(21:00:16) Esorono says: Oh well.
(21:00:23) Ardoin says: Get that away from me!
(21:00:33) Esorono bites into his apple.
(21:01:16) Ardoin says: Oh ma goodness! Go after the kran! Not me!
(21:01:30) Ardoin says: Hey, hey, don't take of my shirt!!!
(21:02:37) Ardoin says: OH NO! LADY PECKERLY HELP ME! THEY'RE TAKING OFF ME UNDERGARMEN- *RIP*
(21:02:51) Ardoin says: Leave me be!
(21:03:15) Esorono laughs.
(21:03:28) Lady Peckerly pecks looks at Ardoin like he is crazy
(21:03:28) Ardoin says: Esorono, why?!
(21:03:50) Ardoin says: These azure women you created are only taken' off me clothes!
(21:04:08) Esorono says: Yep, too bad I'm not an artist.
(21:04:33) Ardoin says: Wait, get those away from me!
(21:04:47) Esorono says: After you start to relax.
(21:04:54) Ardoin says: Never!
(21:04:56) Esorono smiles.
(21:05:08) Esorono says: I could always make the spell stronger.
(21:05:14) Ardoin screams.
(21:06:05) Ardoin shouts: Get away from me! Wait what are ya doin' with ma mouth?! I me- * plhhbb...*
(21:07:23) Ardoin says: Wait, what?! That?! NO NOT THAT!!!!!
(21:07:33) Ardoin says: Get away!
(21:08:12) Esorono finishes his apple.
(21:08:14) >Esorono Osuiger picked up an Apple
(21:08:25) Ardoin says: Hey, DON'T TOUCH THAT!
(21:09:02) Ardoin falls to the floor, helpless "No...."
(21:09:14) Ardoin says: No...
(21:09:33) Ardoin is suddenly calm as can be.
(21:09:37) Esorono says: That's an improvement I guess...
(21:09:43) Esorono stops the spell.
(21:13:08) Ardoin says: I had a weird nightmare lady P...
(21:13:10) Esorono says: Hope you are relaxed now.
(21:13:27) >Ardoin Holysword stands up.
(21:14:38) Ardoin says: How could you do that...
(21:14:47) Esorono says: Azure way.
(21:16:10) Ardoin says: Why...
(21:16:24) Esorono says: To make you relax.
(21:16:41) Ardoin says: It wasn't relaxing! It was terrifying!
(21:16:49) Ardoin shouts: Terriffying!!!!
