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The Delightful People on Planet Earth
« on: May 17, 2010, 04:08:52 pm »
So, I've got a weird person story.

Last year, there was this kid who would run through the hallways of the school. Now, I'm not against running, but when you run into me and we start dancing because I don't know where to go and neither do you, then we've got a problem. So after a half-minute of juking I was ready to get through the damn hallways. I never saw that kid again for the rest of my freshman year.

Well, he has returned, being weirder than ever. I'm walking down the stairwell, starting from the third floor. I notice it is this same child, the one who keeps twitching his head back and forth for some reason. I watch his head, rocking back and forth as I try and push past the idiots who don't know what side of the stairs to use when they are going up, and the kid starts shaking his shoulders about. OK, I know he can dance, I learned that last year in the hallway, but at this point in time I assumed he was just showing off. I watch him with careful eyes, and suddenly, he whips out a laser pointer, letting the little dot buzz around on the white brick wall. I watch him as he watches the dot, buzzing about on the wall, his eyes twitching around in their sockets. People laugh, but me, no. I pass by him in anger. "What a show off!" I think to myself as I push my way down the rest of the stairwell.

Now, two weeks later, I'm walking through the annex of the school, and suddenly, out of nowhere, a hand comes into my face, almost hitting me, and I hear a loud voice say "Eyuugs!"

It was him.  :@#\

So, that was my weird person story, tell me yours.


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Re: The Delightful People on Planet Earth
« Reply #1 on: May 18, 2010, 01:30:38 am »
honestly i dont think people should exist on earth, i think the human race should be destroyed and the world left for the animals :3
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Re: The Delightful People on Planet Earth
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2010, 01:39:49 am »
 lol

i have a whole lot of stories. too late to share them. omg i have school in a few hours <_<

earowo, then who will save the animals from a meteor extinction?

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Re: The Delightful People on Planet Earth
« Reply #3 on: May 19, 2010, 12:34:10 am »
nobody needs to save the animals from metor extinction, how do you think alligators and dragonflies survived going exctinct? and all the other animals today? they all survived as animals in long ago days in the jurassic, when they survived they evolved eventually into what we have today, if we were gone, forests would eventually grow back and the animals would have more and more places to live, lets face it, humans suck XD
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Re: The Delightful People on Planet Earth
« Reply #4 on: May 19, 2010, 02:37:12 am »
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how do you think alligators and dragonflies survived going exctinct?

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Re: The Delightful People on Planet Earth
« Reply #5 on: May 22, 2010, 11:38:19 pm »
lets face it, humans suck XD

You're a human.


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Re: The Delightful People on Planet Earth
« Reply #6 on: May 23, 2010, 09:40:28 pm »
lets face it, humans suck XD

You're a human.

No...He is an enkidukai XD


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Re: The Delightful People on Planet Earth
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2010, 06:48:38 am »
lets face it, humans suck XD

You're a human.

No...He is an enkidukai XD

Wow I never knew those existed IRL!


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Re: The Delightful People on Planet Earth
« Reply #8 on: June 05, 2010, 06:35:24 pm »
i dont care if im a person, i still think humans should be wiped off the face of earth or any other planet
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Re: The Delightful People on Planet Earth
« Reply #9 on: June 05, 2010, 08:32:52 pm »
i dont care if im a person, i still think humans should be wiped off the face of earth or any other planet

That is not very optimistic. You should try and have hope for humans, that people can change for the better.  :D

There are other things that should be wiped off the planet too, like viruses, which are very similar to the everyday human right now. But I think we can change from our plagued ways.


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Re: The Delightful People on Planet Earth
« Reply #10 on: June 05, 2010, 11:43:02 pm »
i dont care if im a person, i still think humans should be wiped off the face of earth or any other planet

why are you saying this?

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Re: The Delightful People on Planet Earth
« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2010, 12:40:08 am »
Have some hope for the human race. We might be misery incarnate but with a little goodwill and some understanding we tend to shine now and again.

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Re: The Delightful People on Planet Earth
« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2010, 12:49:03 am »
today i scared everyone out a pool at a party when i chased them with a handful of beetles. xD and no one would go back in. i'm delightfully immature.

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Re: The Delightful People on Planet Earth
« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2010, 01:23:40 am »
I'd comment on beetle-handling, except that I once chased my sister, who hates fish, around with a frozen dead one for the lulz (she screamed xD), so that'd make me kind of a hypocrite. >_>;
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« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2010, 01:30:03 am »
Last night...a beetle that looked like a cockroach came from out of my shirt and was crawling on my neck. When I found it I was like "Ugh!" and then it came back periodically to stare at me. Kinda freaky, but I get over such things, just like I can get over some of the bad things humans can do.

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