I live in my mom's basement,
hoping one day a hot chick will stare in amazement
at my skills.
That I accrued in a video game,
where I achieved great fame
as a badass.
Still livin in my mom's basement,
hoping one day a hot chick will stare in amazement,
and be like 'omg, that's hot'
at my warlock.
Took me a whole year,
of endless hours and shouting "NO FEAR!"
I had my hot pockets and my doritos,
but by the time I had 100 sword I ran out of fritos!
If only I could spend less time doing the grind,
to scour Yliakum so I can find
some roleplay.
Somethin better to do
instead of playing this game, even on the Lou.