Irishman & co. present to you...The Grand Irishman Yearly Gala!
To celebrate our phenomenal success in these here Planeshift forums we would like to extend to you a chance to stroke our ego some more. Not only will you stroke our ego so well it will expand our ego greatly, but you will benefit the Planeshift community with a bigger and longer Irishman & co.
Our great festival will include fantastic tournaments where only the strongest fighters can take part in. If you are not one of the strongest fighters around don't even bother and don't come to our festival. Our festival will have two different types of tournaments: one will be for melee warriors, and the other is for combatants adept in magic.
Tournament information:
1. Melee Tournament
Entry fee is 2,9412,8 Tria.
Cancellation fee is 3,2984,321,8 Tria.
Fighters enter the middle of Ojaveda and duke it out. Last man standing is victorious.
1st Prize is 1% of the entry fees.
2nd Prize is a hug from bloodedIrishman himself in a swimsuit bikini.
3rd Prize is an empty mug that was spit in by the local tavern's prostitutes. (You're welcome.)
2. Magic Tournament
Entry fee is 1 Tria
Cancellation Fee is 12 Tria
Magickians enter the middle of Ojaveda and duke it out. Last man standing is victorious.
1st Prize is 1% of the entry fees.
2nd Prize is a kiss from a tamed Derghir.
3rd Prize is a chance to wear the classic "Lilura mask" (fashioned from the dead head of Lilura.)
The second part of our Gala is the market! Here we will allow merchants to come and set up shop!
Market Information:
Crappy stall: 10,000 Tria, an apple, leather arms and a rusty dagger.
Medium-crappy stall: 50,000 Tria, twelve apples, cracked leather boots and a golden sword of a thousand truths.
Good stall: Reserved for our merchants. SUCK IT!
Remember that if you are a hooligan or a neer-do-well and you think you can role play your senseless role plays at our Gala you are sadly mistaken. We are not afraid (NO FEAR!!!!!) to use our guards and kill you if we learn about your plans OOCly. And we're not afraid (NO FEAR!!!!) to use GM's. If you want to RP criminals do it elsewhere, we want happiness for everyone. Also we already have role plays set up for our markets and the outcomes are decided and if you mess them up we will kick you out and if you refuse we will kill you. Straight up. We will kill you.
Xiosia bless! <3
