Roll a die.
{
1: "Just because you cease to be blind does not mean everything will be revealed to you."
2: "To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children; to earn the appreciation of honest critics and endure the betrayal of false friends; to appreciate beauty; to find the best in others; to leave the world a little better; whether by a healthy child, a garden patch or a redeemed social condition; to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is the meaning of success." - Ralph Waldo Emerson. (It has many flaws, but it is heartfelt, and gives the right idea.)
3: "What does your robot do, Sam?" "It collects data about the surrounding environment, then discards it and drives into walls."
4: "The problem with trying to make things completely foolproof is that people usually greatly underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." - Mark Twain
5: "To control others is to control one's self, if not, there is no control."
6: "It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare, but because we do not dare, things are difficult." - Seneca Maior.
}
"I don't mean to seem unsympathetic, but I am, so that's how it comes across."
- Marcus Brigstocke
I first saw that as a permutation saying "I don't mean to sound cold, vicious, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."
