"Excuses are tools of incompetence, built upon monuments of nothingness and those who practice their uses are seldom capable of anything else." - This is the personal statement of one of my lab mate's sorority.
"I may hate what you say, but I will defend to the death the right for you to say it." - [*edit* Apparently Voltaire beat me to this one :p Thanks Gurth]
"Sometimes in life there really are bonds formed that can never be broken. Sometimes you really can find that one person who will stand by you no matter what; maybe you’ll find it in a spouse and celebrate it with your dream wedding, but there is also the chance that the one person you can count on for a lifetime, the one person who knows you, sometimes better than you know yourself, is the same person who's been standing beside you all along." - Bride Wars. This quote describes my soul mate and best friend in the entire world, and we snicker as we plot her wedding, and how I'm most likely to come storming down the aisle tackling her.