Oooh..
Proposed Black Flame Glyph Spells: 
( Joking )
Realm 1: Wicked Fire ( Blasts target with black flames revealing your identity as a cultist. True followers will not use this )
Realm 2: Burst of Black Beads ( Fires fist full of black glass beads at the target; 5% chance embedding in face and producing nasty infections )
Realm 3: Noxious Sewer Gas ( Chokes the target for 10 seconds; Target turns green and is stunned for 1 minute with 10% chance of puking )
Realm 4: Soil Your Shorts ( Scares the bejesus out of the target causing them to soil their pants. Target suffers -25% agi for 1 minute if successful )
Realm 5: Flying Terds ( Hurls a mass of large wet stools at target airbender-style. Produces more insult than injury but is worth the laughter )
lol I've been inspired to do another parody.
Proposed Xiosia Glyph Spells: (These are jokes as well)
Realm 1: Seeds of life (Puts seeds in the wounds to heal them, and grow a beautiful flower on your skin.)
Realm 2: Vine whip (Summons vines out of the ground and whips your enemy. No, I didn't steal it from pokemon
)
Realm 3: Charm (Use the power of Xiosia to charm your enemies and those around you)
Realm 4: Miracle grow (Throws a good amount of magical water at your enemies feet. It then automatically turns that person into a tree, and you make furniture out of him/her/kra.)
Realm 5: Oralon's vicious flower that spews out automatic knock-out gas! (Because it's
that powerful.) [That personal attack wasn't aimed towards you Falcon, because you used it tastefully, it was aimed towards somebody else]
