Have you ever? (game)

[Earowo]

Yes

Have you ever eaten grass and leaves pretending to be a cow?

[bloodedIrishman]

No but I've seen them.

Have you ever offered an elderly lady a hand and then ran away laughing as she struggled with her groceries? 

[LigH]

@Earowo: "Die Ärzte - Ich ess Blumen" (The best german punk band, or 'best band of the world' in at least their own opinion - 'I eat flowers'); edible are e.g. watercresses, especially Monks Cress.

@ drunkIrishman: I can't even imagine to be cruel to elderly people. I always had a good relation to my grandparents. I was raised well.

Have you ever ignored medicine recommendations (amount, daytime, circumstances of taking) on purpose?

[Earowo]

Yes, taking medicine always makes me feel worse, i feel a natural cure solves anything.

have you ever eaten goat cheese, and realized it tasted really bad, so you spat it on your sister?

[Sarras Volcae]

what is a chicken drumstick?

no, but i had goat milk and i didn't like it. COWS FTW!

have you ever been in that awkward situation where you're watching a movie and there's a sex scene you don't want to watch, but if you look away everyone will think you're a prude? 

[Vakachehk]

Lol yes! I was watching it and I was trying to not watch as it was rather eww, and it was so awkward then I put on a small smile (at the awkwardness) and my friend was laughing at me saying I was enjoying it!

Have you ever watched a movie, and a sex scene came on and your parents walked in? (Basically you told your parents that it has nothing to do with sex, and they walked in...)

[LigH]

"Almost yes" (not exactly sex scene): When Halle Berry sunbathed in "Password: Swordfish", I told my mom: "That's the reason why men watch this movie."

Have you ever put more efforts than required in a job task because you liked it so much?

[Tessra]

Sure... on those rare occasions I can be persuaded to do anything atall.


Have you ever snorted milk [or any other liquid] out your nose because you were laughing too hard?

[Sangwa]

Yup, all sorts of drinks have come out of my nose on such situations.

Have you ever felt like there was more, like someone else was keeping score and what could make you whole was simply out of reach?

Well I know!

Someday I'll try again and not pretend
This time forever
Someday I'll get it straight but not today
Have you ever

Falling, I'm falling
Falling, I'm falling

Some days, my soul's confined and out of mind
Sleep forever
Some days, my darkest friend is me again
Have you ever
Someday I'll try again and not pretend
This time forever
Someday I'll get it straight but not today
Have you ever

Man I just scored a major combo.

[Gurth Quakemaul]

I've once reached that which made me whole,
and for three full months held the highscore.

Then she went on a holiday,
and slept with an Italian.
Only a week had she been away,
but my points were zero again.

Now the score is building back up.
It's a matter of time before I'll win the cup.

But this leaves me wondering, still...
Have you ever taken back someone, against your own will?

(I have not, and I never will. I have a personal rule that states if someone cheats on me once, they have fucked up forever and will be treated as such. Caused me a lot of grief, but I like to think it saves me from even more.)

[Maisent]

uhm lol?

[Gurth Quakemaul]

No, Maisent. Laughing is one of many things I didn't feel like doing. Also, you lost the game. 

[Maisent]

No, Maisent. Laughing is one of many things I didn't feel like doing. Also, you lost the game. 

Was too lay to read your HYE 

[bloodedIrishman]

Even my random poetry postings were slightly relevant. Learn to be me noobs.

Have you ever eaten a taco with a dead spider inside?

[Geoni]

No, because I'm a vegetarian. 

HYE considered vegetarianism?