i was locked in an eco-friendly lavatory-thing when i went camping. the lock was on the outside, and some kid thought it would be funny, i guess. so, i tried to find a way out without breaking the door, but i couldn't, so i just kicked it open. AND I'M NOT PAYING FOR DAMAGES! NO ONE SHOULD PUT LOCKS ON THE OUTSIDE OF DOORS!

i smelled like piss and crap and this terrible unknown chemical for the rest of the day.
have you ever been stuck in an elevator?