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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread (Irishman won!)
« Reply #15 on: August 21, 2010, 12:11:11 am »
You didn't win, not until you wait for 2 months or so, when XilliX sees this and bumps the hell out of it. OMG yur gunna get ganked, o wise yet impatient one.


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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread (Irishman won!)
« Reply #16 on: August 21, 2010, 12:53:09 am »
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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread (Irishman won!)
« Reply #17 on: August 21, 2010, 12:58:32 am »
I demand replies from both of you in the Forum Poets thread.
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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread (Irishman won!)
« Reply #18 on: August 21, 2010, 04:13:42 am »
I demand replies from both of you in the Forum Poets thread.


I second the motion!
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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread (Not Quite...)
« Reply #19 on: August 21, 2010, 04:32:00 am »
@Irishman: Patience oh impatient one. ;)

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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread (Irishman won!)
« Reply #20 on: August 21, 2010, 05:18:59 am »
A glorious victory for Chieftain
had Xillix cluckin' like a  chick-en
His rhymes ancient and creakin' like the bones of a dinosaur
the Queen's lyrics as dreary as the daily Seattle downpour
When he spits his rhymes he leaves our ears festerin' like an open sore
I mean no harm, and  I dont mean to diss
But my eloquent words strike hard and fast like a snake's bite after the hiss
No offense Xillix my mate
But I just pwned your ass like jailbait

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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread
« Reply #21 on: August 21, 2010, 05:46:45 am »
Constant blabber,
consistent palaver.
Can't even gather
enough patience
for battle to commence
got killed by suspense.
Just wait
for your prey to take the bait.
Alright mate?
:P

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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread
« Reply #22 on: August 21, 2010, 05:52:57 am »
Need I send your lover, Rinenud the Chuckler, to quell your sharp-tongued quipping Illysia?

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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread
« Reply #23 on: August 21, 2010, 06:01:26 am »
You know he would just stand and watch. ;)

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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread
« Reply #24 on: August 21, 2010, 06:22:04 am »
Let's avoid Rinenud,
His style's too crude
And his words so dreary
They make me weary.

Also evade the Queen,
Too high is that chin
From above which
Only boring words leak.

Plus know he's not an elder,
His crawling I still remember
And the smell of his diapers
Still lingers on my nightmares.

And Illysia, dear
Don't go too near
Of that dirty irish man,
He still smells of the can
Where he lived before
He came ashore.
And that assures
He still ignores
Something called hygiene,
And that's never a lonely sin.
« Last Edit: August 21, 2010, 06:35:46 am by Sangwa »
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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread
« Reply #25 on: August 21, 2010, 06:33:10 am »
Poor Irishman
off he ran
to the man
he thought could save
or would have me behave.
He had to be brave
or else wait
to announce the fate
of how he's great.

He ran out of rhyme
he tries to buy time
to make it to the finish line.
Cause Xil ain't here
to answer the jeer
and make clear.
Who's the best,
so let rest
this one sided test.
;)


And Sangwa makes
a point that takes
the proverbial cake.
But sangwa dear
it's not very clear
the rhymes you use here.

Maybe an accent
is what prevents
me from hearing the rhymes meant.
*giggles and runs away*


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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread
« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2010, 06:52:33 am »
I think what isn't clear
Is what makes you hear
This accent I deftly use
And you vilely peruse
With too stoic an eye.

You should not lie
To this respectful ancient,
Good thing I'm patient
And thankful that the food
You offered me was good.

But anyway,
Let us not delay
Our dutiful stay.

Since I've deprived
Both of their prize
I think it should be sent
To my trophy apartment.

I doubt any of them
Is half the gentleman
Required to defeat me
So, let us let this be.

EDIT: Missed a "be" there. :P
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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread
« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2010, 07:06:23 am »
Now wait a minute,
my good "gent"!
who said, the trophy
to you should be sent?

I dare say
I have paid,
enough dues
to take it away.

You silly men,
thought you could win
the contest
you've just been in.

The prize is mine
so don't my waste time
send me the trophy
or get in line.

Behind me
because all can agree
that this time
the winner is me.

I give you this,
I would be remiss
to not say
your rhyme wasn't amiss.
(this time ;D )

But now old fart
it's time to part
the simple rhymes
from works of art.

Age before beauteh...
Not this day!
so scooch to the side
and make some way.
;)


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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread
« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2010, 07:14:38 am »
I'm staying out of this one. Too young for this.


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Re: The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2010, 07:16:44 am »
When your hearts pulse no beat, when your chests give no heat, and Divine Justice are ye about to meet: I shall dance on your grave, Illysia ye devil. Sangwa ye knave. You cursed mockers, beneath me are ye. On your dying day I'll dance with joyous glee.