The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread

[Illysia]

Move over boy,
go find a toy.
Our concentration
You're 'bout to destroy.

This clash of titans
scares and frightens
most challengers
and the bar heightens.

So sit to the side,
and your time bide.
Just hold on a minute
or we will chide

You to be quiet
so you can keep silent.
lest you suffer
like the one whom I bent

Over my knee
until his plea
came to my ears
"Please, Mercy..."

But you'll get a pass
My bedtime is past
the old man is done...
To the pillow fast!
 

[Sangwa]

Devilish youngster,
You speak to me of rhyme?
Your poem's a monster,
While mine is a chime.

You lack the organization
To keep your dues noted,
You're just vain expectation
Waiting to be blurted.

You're still years behind
Despite your talk of art,
You do have half the mind,
But none of the heart.

So says your disrespect
For the language you pain,
With your mildly circumspect
Unfocused disdain.

The same applies to you,
Irish depraved fruit,
Your part of that crew
That shapes words to suit.

And while both you youths
Try to wish your words real,
Mine reveal the truths
That our readers feel.

EDIT: Added an "s" there. Good night.

[Illysia]

You're verse is so flowery,
but can't overpower me.
Has your father yet haggled
To give up your dowry?

But I'm sure that some man
your verse will demand
After down in the kitchen
you heat up the pan. 

You say you are organized,
but of wit you despise.
You got down the rhyme,
but you'll still miss the prize.

You're rhyme is a chime?
Please, don't waste my time.
You've got long words
but not charm... keep in mind.

What years do I need
when I can exceed
people's expectations
and can you succeed?

Old man just admit it
You just need to quit it.
Just go and say
that the dust... you've "bit it"

I am the queen and this my domain
It's really quite plain.
Bow down and give up.
I have unbroken reign.

[bloodedIrishman]

Before the contest come the jesters to entertain the crowd.

[Sarras Volcae]

sarras is here!
have no fear!
she has a brush!
and you it will crush!

sarras raises it into the air,
and brings it down upon your hair!
smiting the wildest tangles,
with brush enchanted by angels.

sarras make you dead!
she owns the thread!
aslkdf;lksdfj;lkdf
wopiercm.xmdf

[Sangwa]

Plain is your orientation:
You ignore where you are.
You write of your domination
But it couldn't be more far.

You try pretty hard,
That is certainly true.
But it sounds like a fart
Compared to what I do.

My virility can't be defied,
Unlike your weak intellect.
Even you have sighed
After I proved my tact.

You rhyme three out of four,
With your puny attempts
I keep this perfect score
That even God tempts.

If you resemble any Queens,
It's with the ideas you steal
I'd sue you out of dreams,
If law wasn't a big ordeal.

Sarras, take Illysia's hand
And lead her out of my face.
You've all to understand
That I rule this tiny place.

And now that my hair
Is prepared with splendour
I'll deal with the affair
Of being the Emperor.

I've conquered Ireland
Out of all its poetic brawn,
So run before my hand
Slaps your grin into a frown.

EDIT: Fixed some minor details, for freshness' sake.

[Overtherainbow]

Tha Timnah regards BloodedIrishman's crotch, "I am unable to; there is nothing."

[Geoni]

Before the contest come the jesters to entertain the crowd.

How do you know that many of these people are not XilliX?
How are we to know you are not XilliX, BloodedIrishman?

I would not be shocked,
if this were true.
To you the only challenge,
is you against you.

[bloodedIrishman]

I am not a second-rate poet. Therefore I am not Xillix, Illysia, Sangwa or Sarras Volcae.

[Illysia]

It's ok to be third rate Irishman.

[Geoni]

Second rate?
You take the bait.

I caught a peculiar fish,
you, the vainglorious filter-feeder.
alone in your world of poetry,
are still susceptible to harpoons.

[bloodedIrishman]

Illysia when Rinenud gets back he'll quell your quibbling for sure.

Geoni, I revel in my vanity and arrogance. They are qualities of my spirit. 

[Illysia]

Wishful thinking won't save you Irishman.

[Earowo]

I didnt know Illysia could ryme
but i dont have the time
to hear your chime



I vote illysia as winner >.>
sarras's was crude, and sangwas words were to big, so those ones bored me

[bloodedIrishman]

Illysia you are the top Jester, as decided by the only fan who cares. Encore, encore.