The Irishman vs Xillix Poetry Battle Thread

[Sangwa]

It's easy to perceive
Why you believe
Illysia has won,
You seem her son
With your lack of sense
And the ridiculous pretence
You, Earowo, call a poem.

I am only this solemn
Because I can afford.
And if you get bored
Blame it on the head
And the eyes that read
The beauty that I wrote
With my style, so devote.

Irish has given up,
Geoni's giving in
Illy's rhymes are shut;
It seems I win.

[Geoni]

Giving in I'm not,
I only watch poetry rot.
Just when you think it's dead,
new thoughts cloud within my incredible head.

All of you escape to the
safety of rhyme.
Some of it is true,
some of it is slant.

Poetry like this
makes me want to say,
"these keyboard tappers
lack eloquence and heart".

You all think you win,
but where is your prize?
If it is nothing but pride,
there arrives your demise. 

[Sangwa]

You had the opportunity
To flee unscathed,
But your vain futility
Will get you raided.

The rot's in your brain,
As tell those letters
You wrote in a lame
Style that festers.

That head's truly sick,
If you believe you rhyme:
I see mediocrity leak
From every single line.

Your thoughts truly cloud
Your poor judgement.
Laughable that you're proud
With that lyric excrement.

My prize is the demise
Of people like you:
Ugly, weak, unwise
And dumber than a shoe.

[Geoni]

Oh Sangwa, I'll put this simply:
your insults lack proof.
People, read this thread avidly,
you'll see who's the goof. 

[Sangwa]

Those that procure
Who might be right
Just have to endure
Your lyrical blight.
And after a puke
They'll certainly agree
That I am the Duke
That rules over here.

And there is no King,
Or Queen to be dragged
Into this ring
That I have grabbed.

[Catlemur]

You are all fouls
I am the one who rulles
My Power is in my words
Death and Boringness I bring
Clever or not everyone knows
I am the Dark Lord

[Caraick]

Woe is me,
The server is down, I see...
I'm left to reading this thread
Geoni's poems make me wish I was dead
Now that I've sufficently embarassed myself
I think I'll stick my computer back on the shelf

*Caraick bows and retires from poetry forever*

[Sangwa]

You brought this circus
Of dirty wannabes.
Now doom is upon us,
As we sink to our knees.

Geoni, you marauder
Now art is not the matter,
And he who screams louder
Now thinks he is better.

I wish you to burn,
For such terrible sin.
My back I should turn
To this chaotic scene.

But a ruler persists
Even in the darkest hour,
So my heart resists
While you all cower.

[Geoni]

Reading your poems,
they make no sense.
I'll give you this chance,
to kiss my ass in repentance.

My mystical words,
will never die.
These immortal stanzas,
cause angels to cry.

brb
I'm going to float away,
I've got things to do,
before I finish the day.

[Sangwa]

Geoni, my fellow,
You're still too young.
Your style is shallow
And reeks of dung.

That's why those flies
Came swarming in,
Attracted by the lies
On which you lean.

You make no sense
Of the poems you're reading
Because you're too tense
To let them sink in.

Your stanzas are immoral,
Your words are mischief:
You want me to get oral
With your anal sieve?

That perforated behind
Doesn't deserve to exist,
Much less will it find
My wise lips to kiss.

So be on your way
And take your chance.
I'll end my day
With this victory dance.

*dances*

[Geoni]

You want me to get oral
With your anal sieve?

/report /REPORT! /REPORT!
 

[Sarras Volcae]

OMG SEXUAL HARASSMENT!  that's not sportsmanly!

[Catlemur]

And I will report you
for what you have done
cuz thus are the nastiest
lyrics I've heard and
getting you banned is
what you deserve
and if you want ****
or those kind of things
visit a porn site they haveit alot
But I will suggest you to listen to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XnmcDJhKvFw
the most epic thing to see on youtube

[Sangwa]

Hey, he's the one
Who asked for that kiss.
The words I've sung
Are clean and exist.

What should be reported
Is your lack of reason
And you should get deported
Until the next season.

This shows your desperation,
Your unfitness to compete.
Go call that moderation,
They'll agree that I'm neat.

EDIT:

That soundtrack
Is boring as hell.
Please take it back
Before I yell.

Final Fantasy series
Have better songs
Check this one here,
Doesn't take long.

[Catlemur]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyYJLkaa8Tg&feature=related