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Sangwa

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Sniper Troll
« on: August 20, 2010, 01:15:43 pm »
He breathes calmly, watching the cursor float over its targets... slowly but steadily.
Despite the incredible levels of boredom his hands are steady, his mind focused. There's no time to spend on panicking or exasperating.
He must be strong; his wits depend on it.

Hundreds of topics flash before his eyes, but he doesn't waste a click. No. That would reveal his position and turn this hunter into a prey. Instead he waits to find that sensible gap where his words will hit the mark, but without silencing it...
This predator knows his game: the wounded victim will whelp, calling the attention of those surrounding it... And where there was only one person to take down, there suddenly appears ten, twenty...
Then he just changes his position, reloads his gun... And watches Schindler's List from first person.

The Troll laughs. But he knows this is not entertainment. It's part of his work. Part of a dirty job someone must do.


Yeah, I'm bored.
« Last Edit: August 20, 2010, 01:17:17 pm by Sangwa »
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Re: Sniper Troll
« Reply #1 on: August 20, 2010, 01:51:15 pm »
Excellent!

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Re: Sniper Troll
« Reply #2 on: August 20, 2010, 02:20:50 pm »
I have slayed some of them.I insulted the back and then blocked them without giving them a second chance to shoot me. :woot:

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Re: Sniper Troll
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2010, 05:44:18 pm »
Troll.
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Re: Sniper Troll
« Reply #4 on: August 20, 2010, 05:59:24 pm »
Hey, I'm no Troll. I'm a mere journalist.
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Re: Sniper Troll
« Reply #5 on: August 20, 2010, 09:13:06 pm »
I have slayed some of them.I insulted the back and then blocked them without giving them a second chance to shoot me. :woot:


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Re: Sniper Troll
« Reply #6 on: August 20, 2010, 10:53:16 pm »
Are you sure that was a Sniper Troll, my good fellow? The Troll Army rarely dispenses a sniper to take down a single man. These key soldiers have more strategic roles and usually end up being placed where they can take down multiple targets, causing a big distraction.

Sounds more like you've slain some Infantry Trolls. I'll write a story about those, once I get that bored again.
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Re: Sniper Troll
« Reply #7 on: August 21, 2010, 12:34:49 am »
Trollololololol...wait...this isn't WoW.


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Re: Sniper Troll
« Reply #8 on: August 21, 2010, 02:00:50 pm »
Many try to troll me it all started when I posted a hater comments on Justin Bieber and Nazi videos.I am not a hero I am the internet batman...

P.S. Muahaha!