Funny Story Time

[Vakachehk]

Well this is out of character and based in real life, just so you know.

Tell a story of anything bizarre, funny, amusing, really really dry/lame.

Here I go:
Me and my sister went to this amusement park called Movie World on the Gold Coast, and we were just hanging out there and at this ride we meet these two chicks and we started talking about how people scream on rollercoasters when you really don't. Well then we got off the ride and went to another one and they were behind us in the line so we carried on talking... in the end we were basically fully hanging out with these chicks, who thought my sister was a guy lmao.

[Overtherainbow]

Give me my two minutes of life back.

[Geoni]

Damn you read slow otr.

Give me my 45 seconds of life back.

[bloodedIrishman]

One time I was at this party, and I had a few drinks, and then the next morning I couldn't remember what I did. I looked to my left, and there was this chick in the bed with me, and I was like "...No we didnt." And then she rolled over to me and said "Psych b**ch. Now get up and help us clean the house up."  

[Earowo]

One time I was at this party, and I had a few drinks, and then the next morning I couldn't remember what I did. I looked to my left, and there was this chick in the bed with me, and I was like "...No we didnt." And then she rolled over to me and said "Psych b**ch. Now get up and help us clean the house up." 

Ah the man who slept with my sisters wife

[Sarras Volcae]

i had to kick a door down to escape a bathroom. the door locked from the outside (doesn't lock from the outside anymore HAHAHA!) the rest of the day i smelled like outhouse.

[Caraick]

i had to kick a door down to escape a bathroom. the door locked from the outside (doesn't lock from the outside anymore HAHAHA!) the rest of the day i smelled like outhouse.

Epic win!