Who would survive an OMG, Zombie Attack!!!

[Caraick]

Yes, the Ultimate Question......

Undoubtedly, many of you fall asleep at night asking yourself this exact same question.... Question no more, for Useless Forum Topics and Co. are here to help!

Who, among the PS gaming crowd do YOU, yes, YOU, think would be best suited to survive a giant zombie invasion.  Multiple variables should factor into your decision... I.E. Good looks, quantity of shotguns possessed, favor of GM's, Xbox skills, quantity of annoying in-laws to use as meat shields, ability to speak zombie, amount of Zombie movies seen,   etc. etc. etc.  

Please present your nominee, and an arguement as to why he/she/kra would be best suited for surviving the Ultimate Zombie Attack...

Votes will be tallied in this post, and the winner shall earn the title of "Zombie Slayer: Supreme" and all privileges and bragging rights associated with bearing such a prestigious name...




Survivor Candidates

Mishka- 4 votes 
Lhaa- 3 votes   
Marsuveus- 2 votes 
Kran - 2 votes   
Garosan - 1 vote   
Earowo- 1 vote   
Jekkar- 1 vote   
Aiwendil- 1 vote   
Kull - 1 vote   
Vieg- 1 vote 
Issym- 1 vote   
Perlan - 1 vote   
Mekora - 1 vote 

Plants - 1 vote 

[Illysia]

Well, it's been awhile since I've blamed lhaa for something so here goes. I nominate Lhaa as lhaa would probably argue with the zombies about how they are just tearing themselves down by chasing after him and then proceed to make posts about how he is laughing them as they fall apart and crumble under the weight of their own unfufilled ambitions. Not to mention, if all else fails, he would probably just troll the heck out of them until they left him alone. Goodness knows his stash of skeletons in the closet has to be useful for something, especially if it happens to be the skeleton of the zombie that's after him.

[MishkaL1138]

Me, using Garosan as a meat shield and my skills in Red Way. Zombies get burned, Garo gets burned, I survive. Period.

Oh, I can't vote for myself… then Jecewie votes for Mishka.

[Maisent]

I vote for mishka xD

[Earowo]

I vote for myself, since i am friends with the following Gm's Sarva, Tazen, Mara-ta-haul, and kinda ingles [There are others but i either dont remember their gm name, but i know their char, or i just dont remember the gm]^.^
I've seen many many Zombie movies [Zombie Land being my favorite XD], I wear full plate mail, which zombies cant easily penetrate, I own several rifles, and an Assult Rifle, I have a whole guild to use as meat sheilds. And I can summon Esoronoes to hug them to obliteration.

[novacadian]

My vote is for Mishka. She would need no Red Way but simply dissemble them starting at the ears and working down; leaving nothing but a squirming zombie neck.

- Nova

[Sarras Volcae]

i nominate myself. i'm actually a zombie invasion veteran and a vampire slayer, so i think my experience with this sort of thing allows me to win by default. i also scored a 9.17 on this face test, so i must be gorgeous. i've probably seen 50+ zombie movies in my lifetime. i'm not (completely) blonde, so i won't be the first to die. also, i'm a virgin and i don't do pot, so i obviously win.

[Candy]

I second the vote for Lhaa.

[LigH]

There are no Zombies.

Neither in RL nor in Yliakum.

But if someone needs a training parcours: Get "Eternal Damnation" (a modification for "Postal 2").

[Sangwa]

I'll vote for Draklar, but on the Zombie side. On the living side... I vote for Jekkar. He smells so bad zombies keep away.

[LigH]

You are funny. Jekkar among the living - are you certain?!

[Sangwa]

Besides the smell, flies, staggering walk... He is so warm within. You just need to get closer (i.e. ignore all the factors I've previously named.) Draklar on the other hand... He's cold as a codfish. So he must be dead.

[Sangwa]

Hehe. Now you got me doubting of my vote. Sorry Jekkar, but Aiwendil's strategy has already been proved. Oh. And so has your smell. Well, I keep my vote in Jekkar after all.

[Jekkar]

Hehe. Now you got me doubting of my vote. Sorry Jekkar, but Aiwendil's strategy has already been proved. Oh. And so has your smell. Well, I keep my vote in Jekkar after all.

Stale joke aside, I don't play.

[Sarras Volcae]

actually, i vote for lhaa. or aiwendil? same techniques, i don't know which to choose!

who the hell is mishka?