Dearest Jekkar,
You are perhaps one of the only menki I have had the pleasure of meeting that I would not wish to skin. For one so unique, polite and well-spoken as yourself, it would surely be a crime to divest oneself of one's pelt, and while I would graciously pay 20 circles for said pelt, I'm afraid I cannot allow you to harm yourself in this manner! I implore you not to accept any offers from any elves, klyros or devilishly handsome menki for the aforementioned pelt. If for no other reason, I assure you, I am not capable of keeping said pelt in such a condition as to render it favorable for the growth and maintenance of certain invertebrate populations which rely solely upon your being for sustenance and habitat.
In addition, as it appears that Sangwa cannot appreciate your uniqueness, I invite you to visit our thread anytime you need to be surrounded by people of intelligence, creativity and open-minded respect for all hygienic preferences.
With all fondness and hopes of seeing you remain intact,
Teshia Dastrid.